@AuthorStew

Author, writer, poet. Erotic author about ordinary people having hot sex. Poetry with heat. Words used right ... most of the time ... sometimes. 😊

 Canada
theauthorstew.wordpress.com/
Joined December 2019
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A Taste of Stew Erotic Stories Collection A collection of short erotic stories including all 3 of the pandemic stories; previously released separately. 7 stories in all! You'll find a wide variety of fun well written stories to enjoy high spice content buff.ly/Df6Mmaw
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Punk Rock Loser@G_R_S__20h
Cringe 😬
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This is how I know I'm getting old. I'm thinking 200 people. That's a lot. I don't know if I want to be around that many people. 😂 This is how I know I'm an erotica writer. Hmmm. I should incorporate that into a story. What character would be at a 200 person orgy? 🤣
gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresi22h
This is why I’m never getting invited to an orgy
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Fiction - woman sneaks into rich man's house as a maid and gives him hand job. Reader's reaction = Anna Kendrick Real Life -woman sneaks into rich man's house as a maid and gives him hand job. Reaction = Anna Kendrick Lesson? Anna Kendrick needs to buy my books. 🤣
faylize
@fayl1ze22h
Robbie Williams revealed that a RANDOM WOMAN gave him a HANDJOB in his castle bedroom - and he had NO IDEA who she was. He woke up to a strange woman standing by his bed and assumed she was the cleaner. She offered him a handjob. He agreed. Later, he told the woman running the castle: “Your cleaner's weird.” “We don't have cleaners on a Wednesday.” But it gets even crazier. THREE YEARS LATER, his guitarist heard the story and immediately recognized her. “That's Maureen from the pub!” “She said she did that but nobody believed her!” Anna Kendrick's reaction is PRICELESS. 💀
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A Proper HR Training Video
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Omg Mage Breaker: Reckoning releases TOMORROW! You can still preorder today or just grab a copy tomorrow (and until the end of time!) The saga concludes!
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I finally have my foolproof Hallmark movie idea. She's a bouncy castle maker in a small town. He's an arms dealer looking for love and a way out of the game. Together they are Love Decoys for Christmas. Coming to Hallmark Christmas 2029! 🎄⛄️
MERICA MEMED
@MericamemedOct 19
“I’m not an arms dealer” is exactly what an arms dealer would say 🤔
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Can Li fill her inflatable Christmas decorations order, build 1000 decoy drones & bake cookies? Can Chris stay out of the hands of the Russians and still deliver his present to Li? Can you put ornaments on an inflatable tree? Find out when you watch Love Decoys for Christmas!!
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Frank Cho gag covers! Kathleen Kennedy absolutely hates these for some reason.
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It's a good day to send us some poems or stories!
Variant Literature@VariantLitOct 11
We've increased our honorariums and can pay $25 for longform fiction and $15 for poem, flash, or micro-series. No fee to submit and we'll reply within three months.
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He was released into the custody of his father Richard Popadick and his mother Ima Popadick. His sister Ivana claims to have no knowledge of the incident. Detective Mamaclit says the investigation is ongoing and they are looking for help from the public.
Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 17
Ottawa Police arrest Donald Popadick for indecent exposure in public park globalnews.ca/news/1300067/o…

Ottawa Police arrest Donald Popadick for indecent exposure in public park | Globalnews.ca

A 62-year-old man has been charged after he was caught exposing himself in an Ottawa area park.

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Man, f that cheese. - Don't mind if I do. New by Krft Adult Toys. Pocket Parmz - There's no such thing as too much cheese.
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 17
Kraft has created miniature cheese bottles that attach to bags The clips are designed to let people carry grated cheese around and add it to meals on the go
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Literally me. 😂
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆@𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛 ⌚️🪶
@BassPlaya26Oct 16
Men are simple creatures
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Don't do it! It's a recruitment trap for the FBI! Oh da-da-da-deer! 🐷🫣 You know this neighborhood has really gone downhill. I went out last night an there were prostitutes on the corners. NJ - Hold my beer. 🍺 🦌 - No, no. Hold my deer. 😉 Rudolpha the red nosed 😧😲
Gothamist
@GothamistOct 16
Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn gothamist.com/news/deer-are-…

Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn

Mid-October through mid-December is deer mating season, which can be a danger to drivers as the sex-seeking creatures cross roadways throughout the Garden State.

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This happens once a week
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When I say I want to taste you all over, this is what I mean. 😄😜
Quite Interesting
@qikipediaOct 14
Human testicles have receptors that can taste sweet, salt, bitter, sour and umami flavours. We are sure you are extremely glad you now know this fact.
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Why is it a grilled cheese sandwich? Do we grill cheese anything else? Isn't the sandwich already implied? 🤔🧐
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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! #CanadianThanksgiving
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A Taste of Stew Erotic Stories Collection Do you like stories you can see yourself in? Fantasies but relatable & realistic? A selection of stories with a range of situations. Want to know more? Go here: buff.ly/dU0xGnw

A Taste of Stew Erotic Stories

A Taste of Stew Erotic Story Collection by: C. Stuart Lewis A collection of short erotic stories including all 3 of the pandemic stories; previously released separately. An array of stories ranging…

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support my ridiculous kickstarter 😫✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrl…
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You get paid let's say $500 a month to not post online at all for 6 months. Do you take it?
Tanishq (tk)
@tanishqkOct 10
wtf. never leaving this site
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