@AustonPowerz

YOUR GIRL CALLS ME CAPTAIN

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Joined February 2021
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I "C" GREAT THINGS ON THE HORIZON #LeafsForever
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THE MONTREAL CANADIENS WERE DOMINATED SO BADLY BY THE CAROLINA HURRICANES THAT THEY'VE STARTED DRESSING LIKE THEM TO APPEASE THEIR NEW OWNER. THE HOPELESS HABS ARE DEMONSTRATING PEAK CUCK BEHAVIOR. #SWEETCAROLINE
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Well well well, new look for the #habs today 👀 what do we think? Red helmets. White gloves. Red pants.
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SHAMELESS HABS FANS CONTINUE TO SHAKE THEIR ASS FOR DYLAN LARKIN - THE AMERICAN WHO DESPISES THEM - AFTER BEGGING FOR HIS SERVICES ON HOME ICE. I'VE NEVER SEEN A NON-PLAYOFF FRANCHISE SO DESPERATE FOR A FRINGE 2C.
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THE MONTREAL CANADIENS ARE PAYING THIRD STRING, CAREER .896 SV% GOALIE SAM MONTEMBEAULT $3.15M THIS SEASON, AND SIGNED JAKUB "BACKUP" DOBES TO A $16M EXTENSION. DOBES IS 1-2-1 WITH AN .842 SV%. YET HOPELESS HABS FANS WILL TRY AND TELL YOU THAT KENT HUGHES IS A GENIUS.
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THERE'S TERRIBLE, AND THEN THERE'S THE OTTAWA SENATORS LOSING TO THE 0-6-3 PHILADELPHIA FLYERS KIND OF TERRIBLE.
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FINALLY, THERE IS A TEAM OUT THERE WORSE THAN THE @CanadiensMTL. YOU CAN REST EASY NOW, HABS FANS.
Game Notes
@GameNotesBudOct 16
The Sarnia Legionnaires haven’t won a hockey game since February 17th, 2025. 😳 64 STRAIGHT LOSSES across THREE seasons and there’s no end in sight. Not even the #Slumpbusters could help secure them a win. (📸: Brent Lale/CTV News London)
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THE LEAFS HAVE THE TOP RANKED PENALTY KILL IN THE LEAGUE, A TOP 5 POWER PLAY, ARE TOP 10 IN FACEOFF WIN%, AND TWO TOP-10 SCORERS IN THEIR LINEUP. JOHN CHAYKA BUILT A CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDER IN 5 MONTHS.
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KIRILL MARCHENKO WOULD BE LEADING THE HABS IN GOALS AND POINTS RIGHT NOW. HE'S THE THIRD BEST FORWARD FOR THE LEAFS. BUT HEY, AT LEAST KENT HUGHES WENT ALL OUT THIS OFF-SEASON TO SIGN BOUGHT OUT, GERIATRIC CHRIS KREIDER.
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AUSTON POWERZ retweeted
NHL Public Relations
@NHLPROct 16
Kirill Marchenko scored his first hat trick in a @MapleLeafs sweater and became the fifth player in the past 30 years to complete the feat with the franchise in ten games or fewer. #NHLStats: bit.ly/47ofc25
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LEAFS WON THE TRADE. MARCHENKO HAS MORE GOALS TONIGHT THAN SLAFKOVSKY AND DEMIDOV HAVE ALL SEASON.
Spittin' Chiclets
@spittinchicletsOct 16
MARCHENKO COMPLETES THE HATTY 🎩✅
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MARCHENKO > KNIES
Gino Hard
@GinoHard_Oct 16
2nd of the game for Kirill Marchenko and he's on HATTY watch 👀🚨
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NHL
@NHLOct 15
KIRILL MARCHENKO BETWEEN-THE-LEGS GOAL 😱
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Omar@TicTacTOmarOct 15
AUSTON MATTHEWS 🚨 JUMPED FOR IT!
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AUSTON MATTHEWS HAS MORE POINTS THIS SEASON THAN JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY, IVAN DEMIDOV, COLE CAUFIELD, AND NOAH DOBSON COMBINED. I THOUGHT THE HABS CORE WAS ELITE AND MATTHEWS WAS WASHED?
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EVEN JUSTIN HOLL IS SNIPING ON THIS FRAUD JAKUB "BOZO" DOBES = EXPOSED
NHL Goals
@nhl_goal_botOct 15
Washington goal! Scored by Justin Holl with 07:31 left in the 3rd. Assisted by Ilya Protas and Alex Ovechkin. WSH: 4 | MTL: 3 #MTLvsWSH #ALLCAPS #GoHabsGo
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Sportsnet Stats@SNstatsOct 14
#Leafs Gavin McKenna extended his point streak to 4 games (2 G, 3 A).
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ONE OF THESE PLAYERS IS A TRUE, GENERATIONAL 1ST OVERALL DRAFT PICK. THE OTHER ONE IS SLAFBUSTSKY.
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SENATORS FANS WATCHING BRADY TKACHUK TONIGHT:
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PRIME HABS "GENERATIONAL GOAL SCORER" COLE CAUFIELD, VS. SUPPOSED LEAFS ROOKIE "BUST" EASTON COWAN
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AUSTON POWERZ retweeted
NHL Public Relations
@NHLPROct 12
Auston Matthews, Jake Oettinger and Alexis Lafrenière named “Three Stars” for the week ending Oct. 11. 3 Stars of the Week presented by @GEICO #NHLStats: bit.ly/4jTB2ln
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IGOR SHESTERKIN, ANTHONY STOLARZ, AND JOEY DACCORD HAVE AT LEAST ONE POINT THIS SEASON. BRADY TKACHUK DOES NOT.
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