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Austin

@Austin__Hoff
 Torrance, CA
Joined August 2013
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disha@yzybbyNov 5
somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular
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uno k@ioneenknowuNov 4
I love instagram
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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clown@bugsquelcherNov 2
more like gaylight savings
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Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.
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@uncledoomerNov 1
foid F150
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R34@ushouldfwr34Nov 1
Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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Disney could make its stock jump 10% almost instantly if they announced an alternate universe movie based on this pic.
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Barry
@BarryOnHereOct 16
Maybe Sam Darnold would've played better if he wasn't so distracted by what you WHORES are wearing to the gym.
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Kivvy Cat!
@KivvyCatOct 8
Saying “Netanyahu” like Timmy turners dad says dinkleberg anytime something bad happens to me
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Joe
@JoePostinggOct 8
Caffeine addiction being basically harmless is one of life's little miracles
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Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Why have UFC never bothered to a Muaythai or kickboxing or any stand up only striking league? They’ve got UFC BJJ and fuckin slap fight so why not the others ? Surely the American audience would love a couple of high level 4oz gloves Muaythai bouts on the cards?
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Josh
@arcdke4Sep 20
Kinda scared for 2027. 2+0+2+7 is 11. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 9 more nipples
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Starting a run club that only runs one timed 40 yard dash a week
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blehh@pupzypupSep 3
bird 1: are we safe? bird 2: yeah he only has one stone
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@MaxToks001Sep 3
i keep picturing me winning uncontrollably
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