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Joined September 2012
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Yeah Dems are famous for showing up at 5 pm after work
Election day feed: 9:00 AM โ€” turnout looks terrible for Republicans, OMG. 11:00 AM โ€” turnout looks incredible for Republicans, blue tsunami canceled 1:00 PM โ€” wow, a wave looks less likely than ever, this is great GOP turnout. 5:00 PM โ€” wait, they all showed up, blue wave Stop.
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Austin Hall retweeted
Trump should address the nation with Maduro sitting chained in front of him like Princess Leia in front of Jabba the Hutt
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You'd think splashing drug trafficker boats with Hellfire missiles would be something we could all get behind as a country.
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Austin Hall retweeted
The door is closed for your safety. If you as a war fighting aged male decide to breach it then thatโ€™s a you issue.
Replying to @xwanyex
This is a child youโ€™re talking about. The shooter also shot them in the back as they ran away.
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They did not give their lives for this.
At a rally in Minneapolis, Omar Fateh waved a foreign flag, spoke in a foreign language, expressed loyalty to Somalia, and urged Somalians to vote for him. Pray for Minneapolis.
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The political moderation leaving my body this week
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No, watch it, Harry. This is what relentless demonisation gets you. This is what happens when you call your opposition Nazis for your entire career. Watch it.
Stop sharing that fucking video of Charlie Kirk. Itโ€™s horrific. His family doesnโ€™t deserve that. Just at a total loss for words.
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Austin Hall retweeted
And right there, the gameplay becomes *significantly* worse. There was nothing wrong with the way the movement was in the beta, and some areas were arguably too penalized already. I have no idea why they insist on ruining the feel of moving around. Nothing was OP or spammy.
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Chat, what type of strawberries are these?
How many MS-13 gang members are waking up at 3 a.m. to pick strawberries? Oโ€™yeah, zero! Trump said heโ€™d go after โ€œbad hombres,โ€ but heโ€™s targeting the immigrant farm workers who feed America. Either he lied โ€” or he canโ€™t tell the difference.
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Austin Hall retweeted
People donโ€™t talk about it but Covid did unrepairable damage to non 9-5 jobs. Before Covid my college town had coffee shops open till 2AM. The mall stores were open till 10. But we decided to shut the world down for 3 years so boomers wouldnโ€™t get the flu, so everything closed at 7 now.
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There is a 3rd option
When you turn 18 society asks young men to pick one of these two as their role models. If these are the only two forms of masculinity available to us I am straight up killing myself
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This is some of y'all on X this week:
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Oh you guys have over 200 beers on tap? Yea weโ€™ll take 3 coors lights
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Stiff as a board. The athleticism is gone. Using an iron off the tee. Itโ€™s over. The gold jacket is mine.
New look at โ€˜HAPPY GILMORE 2โ€™ Releasing later this year on Netflix.
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You just tried to put away a man who refused to just watch.
Replying to @iAnonPatriot
Why is everyone just watching?
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I genuinely miss when you had to walk in a restaurant with a mask on but then you could take it off when you sat down. It is absolutely incredible that that was a real enforced thing, by law. We were truly living in the renaissance era of being treated like absolute jackasses and we didnโ€™t even know it. Iโ€™ll never forget it
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This list got me HOLLERING
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Replying to @MikeBenzCyber
Peanut has his back now
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We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather
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