Austin Int Veldt

I am now officially part of the Orange Dynasty👀🧡🐉 I am seeing signs! sign.global/api/share/orange… via @sign

It doesn't matter how many times I've seen Forest Gump, if it's on I'm watching it

In the words of @HayleyAnnJ I'm never gonna get twitter... Twitter my twatter!

@VanderwalTravis where the white women at

How the fuck is the power out right now?

Indoor plumbing> #wefest

I miss snow. #TooFuckingHot

Fuck you Monday.

I enjoy overtime

@Holzer12Lukas nice egg

First time at Braddock dam = last time at Braddock dam

Fuck cancer.

My name is Willie, Willie Beamen! #AnyGivenSunday

Women are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken the rest are handicapped

@SavannaFetzer you must be doing a hell of a job at biolife because I've seen your name come up twice on NDSU confessions #PeopleLoveYou

@brooke_scherr Me and @VanderwalTravis would appreciate if you would follow us back sometime! #OurTweetsAreHilarious

@kyle_horse if you're actually a horse, how can you have twitter? Do you type with your hooves?

@NieuwsmaBrody wtf is deucin?

@NicoleAmberHulm oh cool. Dillon's gonna even be around

@NicoleAmberHulm Nice, what's the occasion?