Sarcasm connoisseur. Award winning Artist.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined October 2019
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once you start playing older games you begin to understand that graphics were never as important as gameplay
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Math is like almost spiritual in a way. It has the same rules you also see in the universe and nature
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The male fantasy is a wife who understands him completely but somehow still thinks he’s impressive.
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You gahs work hard to reach the stage wey you go begin work smart
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I’ll take extreme cold over extreme heat any day, any time.
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Heatwave, no light, national grid is down, fuel is at an all time high, what a time to be Nigerian.
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Make person dey use him 20s fetch water inside drum cause light no dey, but him mates for other countries no even sabi wetin lack of power supply mean God actually abeg.
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literally me in 2017-19 vs 2025-26 and it’s not even remotely funny
they took his fucking soul
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we used to buy crates of mineral ahead. god we used to be a much happier country
I promise you, there used to be a time… The nation is poor and bleeding. About ten years ago, once it’s November, you’d begin to smell Christmas on the streets, in the local shops, in churches, even in schools. A lot has been stolen from us, basic things now feel like luxury.
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“Billable” #monkeylanguage
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Stupid country, everywhere is hot, no light, every week national grid Dey spoil, you’ll buy fuel for Gen, buy for car. Minimum wage is 70k Useless piece of shit place
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The man for the job. Vote His Excellency, Mr Peter Obi, CON for President.
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Guy we don leave this debate for 2024, no ever tag my player with your umgbeke again for your life
LET'S TALK FOOTBALL WITHOUT BIAS. I think we're doing Caicedo a disservice with the way we compare him to Declan Rice. Caicedo is an elite ball-winner, reads danger exceptionally well, dominates duels and protects his defence. Add his press resistance and ability to progress play from deep, and you have a midfielder who does far more than break up attacks. Rice offers more attacking threat, carries and creativity. Both are exceptional, but they're different profiles. Judging Caicedo by Rice's attacking output misses the entire point. Last season, Caicedo's defensive numbers in tackles, interceptions and duels won per 90 minutes highlighted his superiority in those areas, while Rice offered more in chance creation. If I have my way, I'd play both of them on the same team. #arsenal #caicedo #rice
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Any time I feel overwhelmed, one of the ways I go through it is to pay my parents a visit, make sure we chat and of course eat well. The relieve that comes after is always unmatched, sometimes I just need to see them and like a child, which I am in their eyes, I get excited.
Whenever I feel sad, I just go and see my Mum and just like that, I feel better. Thank God for family.
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Any lover that doesn’t care about your finances doesn’t love you, better use your head.
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Everyone is bashing the babe when the actual fool is the man.
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I mean , if you dey prison and na me be jailer …. Na you be the prisoner naa
I'm talking to you Jailer. Stop calling me a Prisoner.
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They’ll tell you nothing special about their parents paying 2m per year for each of their four children for 4yrs
Wallahi, all my nepo friends no Dey ever wan gree say them be nepo. We go Dey gather complain, next thing you’re on a flight. This week we are talking about drinking garri, next week you Dey Chinese restaurant with your folks
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Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
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What a super story world
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