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@cristiano 🐐🇵🇹 @RealMadrid

Joined November 2023
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I was the only one in the theater when I went to see The Marvels, which was the biggest flop in the history of the franchise. Don't complain about Marvel movies not having enough women in them when you don't watch the women-centric ones.
Three women. THREE.
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10 seconds before GTA VI. #GTAVI #GTAV
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Made on Earth by humans
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Avril Lavigne reveals she’s secretly welcomed a baby girl with mystery man: ‘Princess’ trib.al/IHLjHCh
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‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ is early tracking to earn $340M-$410M in its domestic opening weekend. Potentially becoming the highest of ALL TIME. (Via: boxofficetheory.com/dunesday…)
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All time PL ranking: Henry KDB Salah
Henry Salah KDB Anything else outside of that is wrong.
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Asked Messi fan about messi's international career before 2022.
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are women blind? how is this guy considered "conventionally attractive"?
It's actually scary how far being conventionally attractive can get a man, even when the allegations are this serious.
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This is why I don’t get the whole Messi shouldn’t have left Europe early gimmick when it was clear he was past it and this was his lvl as he literally offered nothing across both legs Vs Bayern/Real.
Messi vs FC Bayern Munich (Away) - 2022/23 First half, all actions + non actions.
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Juvenaldo 🐐
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he should play a bond villain. Cavill should play Bond.
Robert Pattinson is reportedly Amazon’s leading choice to play James Bond. According to Matt Belloni, Pattinson's potential contract includes a significantly higher salary and just three movies, while Josh O’Connor and Jack Lowden would reportedly be required to commit to four. (via @PuckNews)
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Pele is NOT more famous than CR7/Messi bruhh
Top 100 Most Famous People Ever!
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he plays big UCL games like he’s got a dildo up his ass
Messi vs FC Bayern Munich (Away) - 2022/23 First half, all actions + non actions.
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Son😭😭😭😭😭
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Bro got 0 correct im cryin 😭😭😭
- Salah is better than Neymar - Neymar one of the most overrated players ever - R9>CR7 - PL GOATS are only Salah, Henry, KDB (rest are far behind) - Jude is already T4 midfielders ever - IQ is the most important aspect of footy - Saka surpassed Mane in 2022
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The Russo Brothers on how Doctor Doom compares to Thanos in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ “Doom is much more ego-driven than Thanos. Thanos believed he was serving a greater good.” (via: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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Straight up dog walked Lanterns. DC really tried pulling the 'grounded' gimmick with literal magic space cops lmao Gunn had to go
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I don’t care about the opinion of trannies
This shit pisses me off so fucking much. We finally got a comic accurate Superman movie, a revival of the Green Lantern IP after nearly 20 years, the first Supergirl movie since the 80's, a bold body horror movie about a Batman villain, we had a universe with SOUL FUCK ZIONISM
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😭😭😭😭🥀🥀
Doctor Doom team in Avengers Doomsday
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