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Knock knock jokes are ableist because deaf people cant hear knocking
Puns are neuroableist because autists take things litterally
Theres a butt to every joke? Thats insensitive to skinny people
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lol, this is too fitting
Ultra vires - "Ultra vires plainly means an action by a company or its agent that exceeds the legal scope of its authority."
Cornell isnt the criminal justice system
law.cornell.edu/wex/ultra_vi…
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People who shame you for not using your real name and picture are exactly like this
These departments will still exist as graduation requirements for all majors AND anyone who wants to make bad financial desissions by majoring in them
This just means people will have to make a bad financial desission with private funding, not tax dollars latimes.com/california/story…
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If that is a genocide, then what we did to the fascists 80 years ago was definitely a genocide.
If you agree to that, then I respect your consistency. But I still think you are a retard
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I think its essential.
A more apt question is, can anyone be deeply moral while believing in eternal damnation?
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MAGA is worried that Independents and libertarians are going to vote for the Blue Cult. What they fail to realize is that neither Cult offers liberty and/or fiscal conservatism.
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Trump running on lower gas prices and no more foreign wars and then starting a war with Iran that literallly everyone except Pete Hegseth knew was going to be a quagmire has to be on the shortlist for dumbest political blunders in American history.
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We got married!
@SwipeWright and I made it official at our local county clerk’s office and then got our families together for a small celebration in Santa Barbara.
