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Crown untamed Spirit unbroken 👑 Living my best life.

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Joined March 2025
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Smooth conversation on the balcony. Beautiful ladies 🥰
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Today, I got breakfast from Item7 with free delivery, ordered Chikwizz with my ₦2,500 off voucher, and even got groceries this evening at 40% off. All thanks to @Chowdeck Black Friday discount vouchers ! God bless you guys. See you next week! 🙏❤️
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He traumatized his parents😭
You know a movie is good when you finish watching it and immediately want to find someone to talk about it with…. and the worst thing about discovery such movies is that, you can’t watch it for the first time again 😭
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Big shoutout to the man filming her 🤭
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In the last 3 years, YKB has done Afrosoul, Afropop and he has dropped many club bangers. At this point, it's evident he can do any type of afrobeats without any stress
🚨YKB delivers another dose of his signature lyrical wit on “Biza,” reminding us why his pen deserves more attention! 🤩🔥
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No internet? No wahala! You can still buy airtime and data on RAINPAY even when you’re offline. Simply dial *347*635# to get started. Stay connected with @Rainpayltd #RainForEveryone
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Mama ageing backwards 😍
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There’s no way you’ll tell me that anyone who is campaigning or planning to vote the same government that met fuel at N197 and it is currently selling at N1400 isn’t sick in the head. I will not respect your political choice if that choice is ruining everyone’s life. Four years ago, 30k could feed one household for a month. Four years later, 30k can barely sustain one person per week and you are telling me to respect your choice. It shall not be well with you and your choice.
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"Riley Freeman was actually right, LGBT definitely stands for Lettuce, Gay, Bacon, and Tomato and nobody can convince me otherwise." 🥪😭💀 Listen to how effortlessly he rolled those words off his tongue like he had been waiting his whole life to drop that knowledge.😭😂
The Boondocks. One of the wildest Animated shows ever.
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Undiluted Oil Perfumes 🔥 Creed Silver Mountain Water Bergamask Orto Parisi Power of you Emporio Armani Fleur Narcotique Ex Nihilo Creed Viking Creed Green Irish Tweed Creed Oud Zarian 30mls 🏷️20,000 each 📍Abuja Nationwide delivery 🚚
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CEO: “I heard you resigned yesterday. Why?” Employee: “I don’t think I can continue working here, sir.” CEO: “You’ve been with this company for seven years. Your performance is excellent. What’s happening?” Employee: “I discovered something in the company’s financial records.” CEO: “What did you discover?” Employee: “A $400,000 contract was awarded to a supplier that doesn’t exist.” CEO: “How can a supplier not exist?” Employee: “The company has a registered name, but no office, no staff and no record of delivering anything.” CEO: “Who approved the contract?” Employee: “The procurement director.” CEO: “Did you report it?” Employee: “Yes. But instead of investigating, he invited me to his office.” CEO: “What did he say?” Employee: “He offered me $50,000 to forget what I had seen.” CEO: “And you refused?” Employee: “Yes.” CEO: “Did he threaten you?” Employee: “He told me my career would be finished if I mentioned the matter again.” CEO: “Why didn’t you come directly to me?” Employee: “Because the last time someone reported him, that person was dismissed within two weeks.”
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Be safe out there talent choke for street 😂😂😂
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When you date a police officer 👮‍♀️
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Your eating habits can play a major role in your sexual health. Men, start taking notes😌 Your morning erection will become stronger and harder, your stamina and libido will increase and your overall sexual health will improve with these foods and natural ingredients👇🏾 • Beetroot • Watermelon • Walnuts • Eggs • Oysters • Ginger • Garlic • Spinach • Dates • Pomegranates • Ginseng • Honey • Red meats • Cinnamon • Bananas • Maca root Your diet matters more than you think. Eat 3/4 out of these list and see how your sexual performance improves👌🏾
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The Glory understood the assignment when it came to revenge. Every single confrontation meant something, easily the best K drama of all time. 🔥🍿
K-DRAMAS WITH THE BEST REVENGE PLOTS>>>>>
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Please Don’t get pregnant o, drinks are on me this December.
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They never stopped being there for each other. ❤️
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Nothing crazier than a woman sending you bible verses and she is the one causing your problems
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THE COMEBACK IS HERE 🔥 DJ LEX is taking over Ambali Hall, Wosam Arena tomorrow night for the LEXICAL EXPERIENCE. Expect pure energy, heavy vibes, and zero chill. We’re disturbing the community the right way 🔊 Pull up. You don’t want to miss this one.
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I could really use some prayers and kind words right now. I’m honestly not okay, guys. Please wish me well.
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One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom.
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