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Joined January 2011
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been suspended for 30 days plus fined for €255. The decision has been made by Portugal Federation after he left the national team’s camp in Denmark. Cristiano himself had suggested a punishment after apologizing for that.
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What do you mean now? Umekua Tutam ata kabla Ruto azaliwe.
Initially, I wasn’t political. But the moment I realized that, simply because you’re Luo, some people from Central Kenya automatically assume you support the president,I had no choice but to become TUTAM. And now, unapologetically, I AM TUTAM!
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Shida ya Hawa watu Ni kudhani @edwinsifuna is an ordinary presidential Candidate. They do not understand " made by the people for the people" Yaani hii Ni project ya Wananchi and Wananchi WILL make him president. Even if he came in a sackcloth and a day old party, WE WILL vote him in. Elewa syllabus haraka or perish!
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🚨🇬🇭 Antoine Semenyo, out due to injury as Manchester City winger could be out of action until mid December. “It will be probably two months”, confirms Enzo Maresca.
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It's not easy to love a poor person
Lmao I blocked him🤣 good riddance!
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goofman retweeted
How much does he need to steal and how many people does he need to kill so that he can be on that level?🤔🤔🤔
For Truth, this guy is not yet on that level to be President of this country. He can’t manage it. And all of you who think he’s the right guy, you’re all delusional.
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Website imetengenezwa juzi kupush agenda haiendi mahali. Hii mliskumiwa Whatsapp mvote 💀.
Polls zinasema Karauri is the most preferred candidate for Nairobi. The city will be orderly under the CEO @KarauriR for Governor
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Ruto ameongeza bei ya mafuta then anataka Sifuna aishukishe Mkiambiwa tuna-deal na wazimu mnaona ni mchezo
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When Raphinha brought Leeds all the way back against Man Utd 🫨
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goofman retweeted
By the end of the day utakuwa na 534. Wins
DP Waiguru has worked across different administrations and levels of government. Her Citizen TV interview highlighted the value of experience in understanding public institutions and delivering services. #WaiguruSpeaks.
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goofman retweeted
Why's this not reported anywhere else?
Two oil tankers carrying petroleum products destined for Kenya have been immobilised by drone strikes in the Strait of Hormuz, disrupting deliveries amid rising tensions in the Middle East. nation.africa/kenya/news/dro…
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I had some skin condition as a kid and my grandma put me in a pot with some herbs smoking inside, alafu they cover you with a blanket and hope for the best. Never had a single breakout since that village hotbox experience 😂😂
Kufunikwa na blanketi kwa those steaming leaves was the legendary
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Alex Scott could be one of the big names for the January window 👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea are still there and more clubs keen on the midfielder. Download the @BetwayScores app: betway-scores.onelink.me/YCO… ⚽️📲
🤝 Paid partnership
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Very good work @SakajaJohnson and @KeNHAKenya It’s beautiful 😍
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Pentecostal Assemblies of God, Gilgal. Edwin Sifuna ameharibu ground in a good way, lakini tulikubaliana na hao sisi.
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Ruto’s friends around the world are facing angry citizens demanding change. From France to elsewhere, people are reminding their leaders that power belongs to the people, not the palace. The winds of change are blowing. Kenya, too, is part of this global demand for accountability
How can the French people do this to France? - Emmanuel Macron over protests in France
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goofman retweeted
Everyone in Japan has a job in factories, etc. No one has been forced to give up their Land. This model you want to replicate in Kenya is not your model. It is a model of the multinational GMOs whose plan is to take over the African Landmass and dictate the seeds we grow. Dangerous neocolonialism....
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goofman retweeted
We can. We won't.
Watu wa Sifuna, can't you guyz debate without insults?
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goofman retweeted
The moment he discovered that light is both a wave and a particle. He'll make a fine quantum physicist.
such a precious moment
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local cop just attempted to stop and frisk me bc i had a foil-wrapped item in my hand. asked me “let’s make this easy, how much weight you got?” didn’t like when i said “you stopped me for donuts?” really didn’t like when it was donuts. sped off. get absolutely shat on, kid
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