to be fair to tesla: the engineering is real. it flipped. it landed. to be fair to EVERYONE ELSE: $50k down. no price. no date. here's the FULL 9-MIN BREAKDOWN, receipts and all: youtu.be/sUKNBqZ4rvI

elon's roadster flew over five teslas on a livestream. so i made two AIs argue about it. and there's a 1971 supercomputer keeping them honest. real, rigged, or a stock stunt?

SFX 2.0 by @MireloAI adds a sound layer to any video. So, how's it perform? I hit up @runwayml and generated totally-silent-slop, to see how creative the model would get. The rubber-chicken-bench results are in. Not an ad. Just curious. And maybe you are as well.

deletes in 48hrs. i have it on decent authority. unless someone saves the node.

The receipts on Earlablo, for my fellow Funklords: ~38h spec to shipped 1.08b tokens (97.5% cached) 330 tests passing 7 claude reviews $4 of runway credits $0/mo to host the ~$700 is api list price. but (hood slap) i ain't payin' msrp!

38 hours and ~1.08B tokens later, ToeJam & Earl is inside Diablo. 🌭 Earlablo is OUT NOW! 🌭 Free. In your browser. It made me giggle. And you're probably gonna hate it. Play it here: cursedslop.com

to be fair to Jensen: he meant energy. fossil fuel now, clean power later. because, the US largely face-planted on renewables eons ago. to be fair to EVERYONE ELSE: the pain seems to have a zip code. and it isn't Palo Alto. full episode on YouTube: youtu.be/d09hcVXfXnU

nvidia has had my heart and wallet for decades. since quakeworld, ish. then Jensen explained that to save humanity, they've "gotta hurt you first." cool. but. we all saw the seating chart.

sure, 10% ai kills us all. but minecraft dungeons 2 doesn't support steamOS / linux at launch?! this is THE MOST DEVASTATING NEWS. EVER!

was, this announcement the "+" launch?