Don't get me wrong - I love a Curly Wurly - but it's basically just a Chomp doing yoga.

I came for the cats, stayed for the magic. I love everything he writes.

Same 😭

Thank you @djhenshall for being the sun 💔😢☀️

My fella recently signed me up to this blog and now I start every week by crying with laughter. Best Monday morning treat: Zig-a-zig arrrrrgh, by @lucytweet1 lucysweet.substack.com/p/zig…

Really strong meme work tonight guys.

Feeling the heat? Why not enjoy the refreshing cool of windswept landscapes, chilling developments and trails gone cold in Shetland; tonight at 9pm on BBC1 🥶

Nice write-up here ahead of series 7 which starts on Wednesday in the UK.

Given the recent announcement this feels like a very bittersweet moment...here is the trailer for Shetland series 7 and Perez's swansong. I hope you can join us for one final adventure. ⁦@djhenshall⁩

Things I'm glad I live in the time of: 1. Pain relief 2. Specs 3. Nail file

I'm in a play. Obviously there are much more important things going on in the world right now but if you want your mind taken off it for an hour, this is a bonkers, pee-your-pants funny, whip-smart piece of writing. Come!

4 year old wanted to make musical instruments out of aquabeads but we had no templates. We’ll make them wild! she said. I think that’ll be too hard, I said. Came back to this: tambourine, castanets, electric guitar, drum&drumsticks, microphone. I hope she never learns self doubt.

Galling how often I have to refer to ‘mama’s hot tea’ in the context of it literally just being a hot beverage.

Solids diet of a Scottish toddler: 40% blueberries 40% scrambled egg 20% floor grot

What music does everyone listen to in this in-between time? Such a puzzle. Proper Christmas music has started to curdle but I still want it to feel festive.