Pretty sure that today is the anniversary of an uninteresting event.

Wow. I lost 70 followers in one night. Fuck them. I didn't like them anyway.

My friend @ComablackAshyxx rescued this dog from an abusive home a few weeks ago. For her act of kindness, some asshole/assholes poisoned this harmless, adorable pup, killing him. He wasn't chasing or barking at anyone. Just some Chesterfield area scum killed a beautiful pup.

I challenge you all. Insult me horrifically, sadistically etc. Try to insult me in a way that hasn't already been used.

Things slightly less annoying than an extra hour of 2023, the unreleased 10 minute versions of Maxwell's Silver Hammer, the 15 minute version of Octopus's Garden, genital warts, and a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

Anyone featured on the telly earlier? Just me? Yeah. That's right. As you were then.

It's too early to be this fucked up. After the nightmare that occured a couple of nights ago, it's well deserved. You think you've a scary Halloween season story? Pffft. A couple of nights ago, I was out of booze. Even my flask stash. Nobody will top the panic I endured.🙀🎃👻🎭

So if You're a voluntarily unemployed, healthy person that receives benefits, is getting a job considered a career ending injury, thus entitling you to receive benefits?

Twitter changing to X is a bit like that time that Prince changed his name into that weird symbol. I'm even seeing articles the say, 'X, formerly known as Twitter' just like it was 'The artist formerly known as Prince.' It just doesn't work.

#TrumpMugShot Is Trump Guilty?

Right. So, what colour are mirrors?

For no reason, here's one of my favourite GIFS. Reminds me of days of innocence never to be recaptured

So they're going after #RobertSmith apparently with zero evidence. Trying to cancel the legend. I've met Robert a few times over the years. That doesn't mean we're friends but I'm not buying it. People that try to ruin peoples lives should be prosecuted. #IstandwithRobertsmith.

Black Cannabis. Beyond any Indica strain. I've been told that it's a great strain, bred by an American. This is the third generation of the Night Thoughts strain.

The world lost Andy Rourke, beyond being a fantastic bass player, he was genuinely a great man.

Enough is enough. Time for the free loading depression and other bizarre hang ups in my life to start paying rent.

A bit late, but I'm giving up hope for lent.