Protestant🦬, Militech's strongest autist, Proverbs 5, MIZ

Ozark Plateau
Joined January 2019
250 years of being the best to ever do it. Never bet against the Americans. Always remember who you are, American. 🇺🇸
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Replying to @MustardFren
They are the best dark meat
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Mom: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want. Not here ​Wife: You're not going to do whatever you want here. This isn't your mom's house
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We never claimed to be a football school anyways. We'll see you on the Ultimate Frisbee field and turn you boys into men
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Texas: the good ‘Ol slump buster
🤖 Made with AI
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The secret is just telling yourself that burnout doesn’t actually exist
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It’s almost like we had a war about this
Replying to @JoshuaBarzon
Northern Missouri and Southern Missouri might as well be two different planets.
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3 Lanes on 70 is going to be amazing. I can't wait
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I hate this shit. I hate the dodgers. But I'm not going to act like they didn't just back to back the league on their 2 billion dollar salary. We've gotta quit the cope here man.
One of the most disappointing endings to an MLB season ever?😬 A franchise that committed over $1.8 billion to just five players: Ohtani: $700M Betts: $365M Yamamoto: $325M Tucker: $240M Snell: $182M 2026 adjusted payroll: $339M Deferred salary commitments: $1.1 billion And after all that, they get SWEPT in the NLCS by a Milwaukee Brewers team with a $146M payroll 🧹
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Missouri is its own thing. It surpasses any “regional identity” it is the ultimate culmination of America itself. Missouri is the American dream
This is a very fair ranking of Midwestern states.
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Chuds buy the goy Gillette to shave with. Chads buy a single blade @bevel razor and don't tear their skin apart.
We’ve officially reached the point of shrinkflation where they’re just straight-up removing razors from the packaging, charging you the same price, and leaving the empty slot there so you can see exactly what they took away. They didn’t even bother redesigning the packaging.
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the first sip of dr pepper i can hear angels singing. the second is great. the third is decent. but by the fourth, i am disgusted. ungodly sweet. criminal levels of sugar. i’m going to throw up just thinking about it.
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Wait so all spells are in latin, except the killing curse which is in Hebrew. What did Rowling mean by this?
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Yes, my husband leaves a lot of mugs upstairs, but if he brought them all down and we cleaned them, then they wouldn't all fit in the cupboard, and it's all part of a very delicately balanced dishes ecosystem
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Middle class is a range. Lol. That’s a huge disconnect. People on welfare & upper middle class people do not realize how shitty the lower middle class (even regular middle class now) has things. They make too much for any assistance but make too little to not feel like everything’s a struggle.
How can they both be middle class when one is making more than double the other?
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Well well well
getting electrocuted by a power line is an extremely shitty thing to go through, but i'm ngl, the visual effect it had on his tattoo is extremely cool 😭
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Last /pol post of the day. When we first got starlink our ip was based out of Chicago since that was the closest starlink terminal to our house. 50 percent of our ads on YouTube etc were in Spanish. Send them all back.
Since the Trump administration initiated Operation Midway Blitz, business in Chicago’s Little Village plunged as much as 70%. “A lot of people used to come to Little Village to buy tortillas or fresh produce they could only find here,” the president of the Little Village Chamber of Commerce says. “Now, it’s too much of a risk." nbcnews.com/business/economy…
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You are an idiot. The U.S. is $40 trillion in debt because the federal government has toyed with socialist policies like Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security to promote the so-called “general welfare.” Capitalism and the private sector have nothing to do with it.
The U.S. is $40 trillion in debt with capitalism.
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Niggas that can't think get stuck in decision paralysis all the time. The plains wendigo is right again.
Aside from the "toughest" comment, but I repeat my statement about the most important quality also in life in general is brain processing power.
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They lie
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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Marketplace needs a filter for Star wars names and Hispanics. I can't keep getting my hopes up for a well priced used car just to find out the person selling it has no ties to the soil they're selling on.
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