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Lorcan Scamander

@AstuteScamander

'You will always be my forever.' | Writer for the Daily Prophet | Engaged to the @FeistyPotter and father to @ScamanderDote and @ScamanderCutie. | #Lorly

Joined December 2014
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|| Miss @FeistyPotter, @AngelicPotter, @LilianScamander, @LittlestLPotter a lot 😫
Arises from the dust of blankies, nappies and toys.
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Is she crazy? She's /fine/ ... She'd squeeze into a bin liner and still look good. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
Nowhere... It's quite possible she won't be able to squeeze herself into a wedding dress. xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
Why, where is it going? xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
They won't, she's watching her weight. xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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If she cries that means they'll end up getting pizza... See his dilemma. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
He knows her so well she may start crying. xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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Farting is not stupid, it's a bodily function.
She was just a monster child, a demon. No fault of his that she hated him.
Had a slight feeling she wouldn't mind that trick. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
Now she'll allow /that/. xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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Hence why he's loved her all these years. His lil weirdo.
His next mission is to teacher them to wipe their boogies on Ly. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
That's one way to look at it, yes. xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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A cute little rascal with the most beautiful face? Awk shucks. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
She hopes it won't come to that. Then again, Livy's an awful lot like her daddy, so.. xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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She's marrying into the family that is the definition of weirdo.
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She's got the habit of following through.. isn't sure she's ready yet. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
He realises their daughter will start doing it too once she catches on, right? xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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Very proud moment for him, his kids are gonna be hilarious.
He had a proper grin as well, actually feels tearful. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/91…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter29 Sep 2017
Honestly... xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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To laugh whenever he lets a fart out, proud Father moment.
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Has taught Riley a new trick today.
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Smears some of his smoothie crap on her cheek with a grin. xitter.cf/feistypotter/status/90…
Lily Luna Potter (@FeistyPotter) profile pictureLily Luna Potter@FeistyPotter10 Sep 2017
#Hers xitter.cf/AstuteScamander/status…
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Keeping it fresh on a Sunday.
Image from Lorcan Scamander (@AstuteScamander)
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Sits in the living room holding Olivia up with her hands, encouraging her to grow confident on her feet before Riley shouted for attention.
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