Interstellar travel: possible. Renewing registration: impossible. #dmv #customerservice
There’s nothing worse than forgetting to save. #officelife
Enjoy this rap-fueled war cry from Himkil 6’s loudest, proudest, and possibly last surviving soldier – Ploob Glimble.
The Wobbleps are proof that wisdom comes with age… and an increasingly alarming head-to-body ratio.
The universe is getting weirder.
#AstralInvaders
The worst part isn't the teleporting. It's not knowing if the version of you that comes out on the other side still remembers the things you're no longer sure you remembered to begin with. #WarpResidue
Things were bad, but Frank was glad he’d followed his mom’s advice: "always wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident."
We’re not saying this show existed. We’re just saying we keep finding evidence that it did. Something strange is taking shape.
He insists the ship is fine. The ship insists otherwise. #astralinvaders #fakeittilyoumakeit #SciFiComedy
Just what is it that makes today’s residential units so different, so appealing? #AstralInvaders #RetroSciFi
He didn’t know what the creature wanted… until it was too late. #astralinvaders #scifi #alien #storytelling








