I am gorgeous. They are lucky to have me.

I have been groomed. Although in reality I am now half the size I was, I remain a huge and frightening bird-chasing yapping machine! Sparrows beware!

There is a fly in the living room. It is now my mission to catch it. Gravy bones will follow as a reward.

I have today had my first ever Bonio. They’re very big and umans have to break them up for me. I like them so much I take them gently and go and hide in my den so I can eat at leisure. Yum!

I have had an idea to get longer walks and more treats. Watch this space.

Exhausted. Long walk with humans, limited treats, too many dogs that needed barking at, no cheese toastie. And late dinner. 1/10. Improvement needed.

I am back! Password remembered. Send treats via @AndyRoden1!

Human woke me up early, gave me a cuddle and told me he is going on train. I am not, apparently. Grrr.

Pro tip: when on trains, wag your tail at the sight of anyone and everyone. Occasionally people have treats.

I like this train. So much that I’m going to forgo yapping like a maniac and have a snooze instead.

I have rediscovered my password! And after toast I have been promised a ride on a train today. @gwrhelp staff are always very friendly to woofs.

I have a new friend. This is Alan the alpaca. He squeaks wonderfully!

A huge load of little people and their teachers walked past today. I wagged my tail and looked as cute as possible and they were all very happy to see me. My work today is done.

I have met the editor of @Modern_Railways today and showed him around Hayle. I like him so much I might have gone a bit goo…

I have a new favourite treat. Earplugs.

Today is a landmark moment in my fledgling @Modern_Railways career. I am overseeing @AndyRoden1 at a meeting to discuss some future content ideas - should be very enjoyable!

Bath has been mentioned. I am hiding.

I like poppadoms.

I like cherry tomatoes. I think.