Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus) header
Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus) profile picture
Somewhere good enough.
Joined April 2023
Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)Photo by Assistant Magus (@AssistantMagus)
Assistant Magus retweeted
me 10 minutes into #NoNuttNovember
5
55
1
927
50,379
Assistant Magus retweeted
BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
3
780
5
11,938
91,005
Assistant Magus retweeted
이렇게 쓰러뜨리면 뜬금없이 바보 게임 효과음 같은 소리가 나는 물건들이 좋음
ありえない音がするバターシリーズ好き
9
6,621
600
43,843
3,536,387
Assistant Magus retweeted
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
249
6,384
924
49,758
6,467,700
Assistant Magus retweeted
ole shitty bootyslut 😭🤮
Replying to @tearsxfeels
she just got done shittin out her butt, you can still see the toilet seat impression 🤮
230
950
89
40,596
2,485,876
Assistant Magus retweeted
First look at ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
247
8,392
267
145,321
3,532,674
Assistant Magus retweeted
Cat STARES into camera in COMPLETE BETRAYAL after FEEDER SPITS OUT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD
158
5,994
501
55,295
3,544,331
Assistant Magus retweeted
The French have utterly eviscerated the Japanese on this app. Those takedowns are brutal. They went 1945 on their asses
Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
38
337
7
7,953
150,799
mass effect 3 - an end once and for all
46
583
70
2,806
40,748
Assistant Magus retweeted
192
3,002
286
18,126
348,071
Assistant Magus retweeted
Replying to @blmtelaviv3
Fine. You’re gay
1,263
19,620
1,175
500,164
12,317,968
Assistant Magus retweeted
Another classic from the vault
38
1,232
29
13,879
918,277
Assistant Magus retweeted
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
146
20,771
340
222,701
3,113,097
Assistant Magus retweeted
Listing cast members of I Am Legend
68
8,782
56
129,759
1,275,457
Assistant Magus retweeted
Replying to @ReallyCute456
41
1
1,509
69,314
Assistant Magus retweeted
37
4,501
168
28,659
311,761
Assistant Magus retweeted
andrew tate was fuckin with eel porn and you niggas wanted me to think he was an alpha male
587
12,555
383
141,986
2,235,291
Assistant Magus retweeted
andrew tate when eels start electrocuting eachother
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
515
6,134
434
118,221
5,616,131
Blood memory activation
This quoted post is unavailable.
17
254
8
3,166
52,630