christians seeing the commercial that says Jesus loves everyone

pov you’re a christian after the Super Bowl ad told you to visit the scientology website

God when He saw that avacado Super Bowl ad

these spot the difference games are getting harder

aunt: you still in and out of relationships? me: you still in and out of church? #thanksgivingclapback

pastor: “turn to your neighbor and tell them they look good” the volunteers in the sound booth:

POV you’re a pastor writing a sermon and all your points start with the same letter

when your church crush starts dating the guy who picked up more chairs than you

when you walk into church on Father’s Day and don’t sing Good Good Father

a storm: *begins to form* every single dad in the area:

youth pastor: *introduces a new game* youth pastor the next day:

them: “dude you’ve told us Jesus is risen like 80 times today” Christians on Easter:

POV you’re a PK

POV your pastor uses the same story every single sunday

them: “i think i finally found the one!” God:

them: “why did you change your entire life?” A new Christian:

my emotions and my music volume are in a dangerous battle of who can be loudest right now

POV me, a ministry major, apologizing to God after getting a question about Old Testament books wrong while playing Jackbox

[youth pastor voice] tom brady went away for 40 days before he announced his return. you know who else went away for 40 days? Jesus Christ.

when you’re Pentecostal and you’re worshipping