I'm just over here writing songs and trying to entertain people.

Queensland, Australia
Joined October 2011
Taking a pic of what a guitar pick sees when it falls in a guitar, then got my phone stuck. Won't be doing this again!🀣 #guitar #stuck #photography #music #instantregret @ Brisbane, Queenland, Australia instagram.com/p/CfA51WBr5sL/…
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Accidentally left a bar of soap in my car in the sun for a few hours, now my car smells like lavender.... Okay, I'll admit, worse things have happened to me!πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚
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In a restaurant who hates hearing happy birthday more. The staff who sing it or the person whose birthday it is?πŸ˜‚ #ShowerThoughts #JustSaying
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Amazing hospo night at The standard! You know it's a vibe when you make new friends!❀️ @hdgimage @dizziesonfire #jamesonwhiskey @ Brooklyn Standard instagram.com/p/CcOzXPNBYZe/…
Turns out bartenders go out on Monday nights like me on Saturday, I'll remember this from now on as right now my Tuesday morning feels more like a struggle Sunday! πŸ˜‚ #hosponight
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You know it's started to get colder when your morning cold shower has gone from a healthy part of your morning routine, to you literally fighting for your life!πŸ₯ΆπŸ’§
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Episode 1 of Moonknight: 8/10βœ… Keep it uppppp! Great start! πŸŒœπŸŒ›πŸŒœπŸŒ›πŸŒœπŸŒ›πŸŒœπŸŒ›πŸŒœπŸŒ›πŸŒœπŸŒ› #MoonKnight
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That slap of Wills looked pretty hard, must have left some 'Fresh prints'πŸ˜‰πŸ€£ #TheOscars
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A GI Jane joke???
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"Your determination to fit something in your car that you bought from Facebook marketplace is solely based on how far you drove to get it!"πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Aspy Jones 2022 #MotivationalQuotes
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I went to shout good job to my housemate, but at the last minute i changed my mind and decided on well done. Apparently that was too much for my brain and I ended up shouting "Good done"... Currently looking for a new place to live.πŸ˜…πŸ™„
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I can't breathe!🀣🀣🀣 #StarWars
We see you. We really, really see you. πŸ’™πŸ’›
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Server at Guzman Y Gomez just assumed I wanted my burrito mild without asking... I mean, I did, but at least give me a chance to say that I'm basic!πŸ˜…πŸ‘Œ
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Aspy Jones retweeted
McDonald's is being sued for $900 million over broken ice cream machines: ign.com/videos/mcdonalds-sue…
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