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Detective Helms

@AspectOfFate

Employee of the Month: @Zetsu_Bou_God "There is no 'hope' ahead for this road, and that's fine." Character/Mun 18+/NSFW PFP by @Junji_Seishin

Joined July 2020
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โ„‚๐•’๐•ค๐•– ๐•ƒ๐• ๐•˜ ๐• ๐•— ๐”ป๐•–๐•ฅ๐•–๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•ง๐•– โ„‚๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ง๐•š๐•Ÿ โ„๐•–๐•๐•ž๐•ค: ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฅ๐•š๐•ฃ๐•–๐••. ๐•€ ๐•”๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•œ๐•–๐•–๐•ก ๐•˜๐• ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•–. ๐”น๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•€ ๐•”๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก. โ„•๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•จ๐•™๐•š๐•๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•š๐•ค ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•œ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐••๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•–.
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๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ž๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”๐“ˆ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’Ÿ๐‘’๐“‰๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’. ๐’ด๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‚๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐“Œ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“๐“, ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’น๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“๐“. ๐น๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’น๐‘œ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ž๐’พ๐“‰๐“Ž, ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘œ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐ป๐‘’๐“‡?
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There are few problems a lever action cannot solve.
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Why the fuck is today so cold?
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He's now on the ceiling.
โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž เฝฒ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ”ˆ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž ๐“ชnyaใ€‚ (@nursesfate) profile pictureโ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž เฝฒ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ”ˆ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž ๐“ชnyaใ€‚@nursesfateOct 31
( sneaking up behind the reader.. inhaling quietly, and thenโ€” ) BOO!
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Exhausted.
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Eyes up guardians.
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I may be stupid.
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//Helms as a pilot. Coming soon-
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Is that a fox in his fucking garden?
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.* . โˆ… ยฐ โ˜† * ๏ฝฅ โ€ขหšใ€€ โ‹†โบโ‚Šโœฆโบโ‚Š ใ€€โ€ˆหšใ€€.หš .ใ€€ โ˜† .ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€โ€ˆหšใ€€โบโ‹†โ‚Šใ€€.หš .ใ€€. โœฆโ‹†โบโ‚Š
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Offering free tarot card readings. Isn't he a detective? Yes, but shut up.
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//My new favorite quote is "Why settle for temporary dogshit, when we can go for sustainable dogshit?"
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//I can't wait to watch the new game plus version of Resident Evil where Bryan finds a Commando rocket launcher in the farmhouse.
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Massive headache.
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That's what I said, but when I call it out, I'm unfun.
โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž Sแดกแด€ษด๊œฑแด‡แด€ โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€” โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿฆข (@AXEDMECHANIC) profile pictureโ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž Sแดกแด€ษด๊œฑแด‡แด€ โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€” โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿฆข@AXEDMECHANICOct 13
You all are pathetic .
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โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž Sแดกแด€ษด๊œฑแด‡แด€ โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€” โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿฆข (@AXEDMECHANIC) profile pictureโ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž Sแดกแด€ษด๊œฑแด‡แด€ โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€” โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿฆข@AXEDMECHANICOct 9
โ € . โ‹† โ € โ™ฑโƒ“ โ € โ€”โ € T๐™๐™šโ € o๐™ฃ๐™ก๐™ฎโ € p๐™ง๐™ค๐™—๐™ก๐™š๐™ขโ € i๐™ฃโ € t๐™๐™šโ € w๐™ค๐™ง๐™ก๐™™โ € i๐™จโ € a๐™ฃ e๐™ข๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™ฎโ € b๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™šโ € .
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He's obviously passing with flying colors.
โ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž เฝฒ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ”ˆ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž ๐“ชnyaใ€‚ (@nursesfate) profile pictureโ€Ž โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž เฝฒ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž โ”ˆ โ€Žโ€Ž โ€Ž ๐“ชnyaใ€‚@nursesfateOct 13
.. psych evals are scheduled for today. *๐Ÿ˜•
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//MY GOD THEY ADDED A GOOD FEATURE TO THIS HELLSITE FOR ONCE
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//IT ACTUALLY SAVES MY POSTS NOW, THANK FUCK
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