Joined June 2020
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He never should have been given the choice to play.
“They let him play??” I keep hearing this, as if the responsibility falls entirely on the Eagles. Jalen Hurts is a warrior. He plays hurt. He plays tired. He PLAYS. My guess? The risks were explained, he understood them, and he chose to go to battle with his teammates.
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Okay, you all have to understand how stupid things went down after I posted this. 😂 After a bunch of people said it is probably a copperhead, I kept raking and moving brush, being mindful not to disturb the danger noodle. I pulled a branch that was partially covering him, so he slithered further away. I kept moving brush. (I was sincerely at a distance and the branches were LONG) Eventually, he got pissed, reared up and launched forward (not nearly close enough to get me). I was like, YEP, TIME TO GO! As I am making my great escape, I got too close to a fucking UNDERGROUND BUMBLE BEE HIVE, which of course pissed them off too, and I got stung by BUMBLE BEES while running away. So yeah. I got bitten in the end. By a FAT, FLUFFY BEE. 😂😂😂
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Pre-emptive RIP to the dog
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field! Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids. As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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Ok, Savage
Llámenme salvaje pero la dignidad de cualquier ser humano vale más que la más antigua de las maravillas arquitectónicas. Si nos conmocionamos con un edificio en llamas y no con toda una generación humillada y sin futuro, que arda hasta el último ayuntamiento
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I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like.
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I didn't even know he was sick.
🕊️ "Breaking Bad" star RJ Mitte has died at 34. tmz.me/4yfaoHe
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"No one is above the law" Your words.
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Good night.
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“What is the charge, eating a man? A succulent autistic man?”
🚨BREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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Fire Sirianni before leaving London, let him buy his own way home @Eagles
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Want a good spoopy movie to watch, but can't decide... Was thinking a double feature of Hellraiser and Hellraiser 2... Any better suggestions?
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Physical media is the superior format.
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