Finger Circle Earth

This is not a drill folks, stay safe.

A large McDonald's sprite has about 23.626 twh of energy. Which is roughly an entire year of global energy consumption

Me: "Doesn't even feel like Christmas anymore, where's all the holiday cheer?" Also me: *hears Christmas music* "Ew wtf? Turn that shit off"

*dripping wet with apple cider* "I'm ready"

Some days you got it all. Other days you an oil lamp in the form of a fabulous beast

How men flirt "ay shawty" How men should flirt "Your alabaster skin gleams white enough to blind 16 wild boars"

Drinking sprite should be considered a contact sport

We are all guests in the hotel of our own hell.

Fun fact! Frogs have about 17,000 reasons to kill at any given time.

🐛GREEN 👏 WORM 👏 IS 👏 FOOD 🐛

Oh no

What's good?

Who TF thought they could be vibing?

As president I would make wisdom teeth illegal

How to protect yourself from Covid-19

I don't mean to get political, but after the original creators left the show, it's time to #CancelNetflixATLALiveAction

Are you a true boner?

What's up fellas?