Me and my ex broke up and all of the sudden my skins clear, my hair has more volume, people come into my classroom at work just to chat and hang out, and I actually have friends? Woah dude.

“Save it for your therapist” I did bro and she said you’re a baby back BITCH

It’s trash night and I threw away everything in my car that was his/from him/ reminded me of him

And if you see me walking around like this all week… no you didn’t.

W biceps and a pretty smile 🥰

Chat how do I dress up as Stevie nicks for Halloween but make it slutty

The most attractive man I’ve ever seen in my life told me he could tell I was Italian and then asked for my number today??? Just thought the world should know🫶🏻

All of them but like 3 maybe for me (this includes Joe Jonas and Ryan gosling)

Twitters fav fat ugly whore 🫶🏻