Just put in expired eye drops because I genuinely forgot what year it is...Happy Monday and happy twenty-twenty TWO 👀
This is her fave place to sit and chew bones while I’m working. Not like I need both hands to type or anything, Cakey…🐶💕
One little puppy playing on Mommy's bed. She didn't fall off, but she pee'd on Mommy's duvet. Mommy called the dry cleaners and the dry cleaners said, $75 to clean Mommy's bed. No more puppy playing on Mommy's bed. The end.
I’m not sure watching a two year old and a puppy is really “taking off work” but at least they support napping 👶🏻🐶
Cakes told me she’s packing up her things and moving to the Flarity house, even though it’s in Jersey. Kids. So ungrateful.
Cakes told me I better hit goal this quarter because she needs new boots and coats for winter. She also threw in that Prada had some cute winter clothes in Dog Vogue last month. Being a mom in the Upper East Side is so hard these day!
Just spent $200 on a bottle of wine. Well $30 was spent on the wine itself and the rest went to the locksmith who had to bust open my locked apartment door 😂
I’m moderately good at everything I do, including puppy sitting. Koda has been fed and is still living to tell the tale 😂🐕🦺🦮
Me patiently waiting on @rbelciano to stop typing on slack so I can follow up with 80 questions.
Happy 1st Twitterversary to my VZ sister wife, @devonflarity!! Couldn’t do it without you, literally. #️⃣1️⃣
Clients are a lot like ex boyfriends, the second you’ve moved on and you’re ready to close the laptop...they email you 😂