Who would have thought the revolution would start in Minneapolis

Just standing here trying not to loose my shit as I wait for my daughter to make her tik tok…we going are on 20min ….in the movie theater bathroom…. This prooves I am not made for influencing.

Does anyone else wake up and check their one share of GameStop to see whether there’s another anomaly that will pull them out of the trenches?

Will someone join Newsom please?!?! Like, any governor, from any state, please toss some fuel on this fire he’s got burning.

You know you’re a Floridian when you’re standing in a pile of inflatable spiders and plastic pumpkins prepping for a hurricane in the rain and it doesn’t strike you as unusual at all.

All Floridians right now are debating if a cat 2 is worth putting shutters up for. Maybe just ONE room.

Pro tip: to avoid the other moms at baseball sit in the seat directly in the sun. You’ll get a good sweat in and avoid all social interaction while they fight for the shade and something to talk about.

People who fish for complements make me cringe.

Celebrating 4th of July by eating Indian food in the land we beat for our independence. Hello 🇬🇧

Italy- where every step is another excuse to eat gelato

I always feel second hand embarrassment for people desperate for attention.

Hi

People constantly looking for attention give me the most ick.