A good prison wife if the PERFECT way to describe Melissa #mafs

Can someone please find out whether Bryce is an only child or not... I’ve got a hunch #MAFS

The worst part was seeing all the MALE producers just watch the sexual assault on with glee #MAFS

Holy fuck. We’ve just seen sexual assault broadcast on national television. #MAFS

Bryce is like a wealthy only child who is told that he’s the best thing ever his whole life, trying to assimilate into the grown-up world #MAFS

Bryce: "What is she trying to get me into bed or something... it's not going to happen love." Literally no one in Australia wants that beady eyed, aggressive little man in bed.

Bryce is just the FUCKING worst. UGHHH yuck. The ick. Annoyed. All of it. #MAFSAU

SO MANY MEN AND FOOTY FANS ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE #TobyRudolf WARNING situation... He spoke about picking up women by telling the panel he was going to Northies "to pull SOMETHING, anything WILL DO". Women are not just someTHING. #NRL

Why is no body talking about the how SPOOKY it is that Archie loves to say "DRIVE SAFELY".... I mean how many times did they say 'History repeating itself.' 😧 #OprahMeghanHarry

This international trash the Monarchy saga seems to be the one thing that can bring me back to my Twitter for some rants... #OprahHarryMeghan

Keep filming cops. Breed out the grubs, bring justice to everyone who is afraid becoz of their colour. Evidence on phones is the only way to get rid of the wolves in sheep’s clothing. #BLM

In 2021 all it will take is three letters to cause PTSD flashbacks.... W..F.....H. #WFH

Connie is my sleep paralysis demon #MAFS

Aleks is a FULLY QUALIFIED real estate agent, Ivan. Call her your ‘assistant’ ONE more time you condescending piece of ass... I dare you 🔪 #MAFS

My hero 😍

Connie mate, let’s cut the passive aggressive bullshit and begin saying what you actually mean. Sending a thumbs up and expecting the receiver to know you mean the opposite... that’s psychotic. #MAFS 👍🏼