23 years young & wild & freeeeeeeeee

Joined August 2013
I couldn't tweet this last night (because Twitter crashed) but @Pink brought the house down. So proud of her.
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Did you hear what happened to the human cannonball? He got fired. #ClassicJokeWednesday
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,*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
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Ashlee Ditto retweeted
As you breathe right now, another person takes his last. We suggest you to stop complaining, and learn to live your life with what you got.
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Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
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Hugging your significant other frequently can actually strengthen your relationship and minimize arguments by relieving tension & stress.
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Ashlee Ditto retweeted
NASA wants to make Interstellar travel possible within the next 100 years.
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Ashlee Ditto retweeted
"Thun thun thun" is a slang term for ecstasy (MDMA).
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