
Land mammal. Once sold a meme #THFC
Milton Keynes, UK
Joined February 2009
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Can poppy rage start already?
I'm bored of reading about hedgehogs on banknotes and folic acid in sausages
I'm blocking everyone disagreeing with that Libyan offside call.
Don't need that stupidity on my feed
Can't we get Poppy rage out of the way before they start up this nonsense again
Dear @Tesco
It's not an evergreen tree , it's a Christmas tree.
Your welcome 🎄
Every time Michael comes out and says he's misunderstood, he follows it up with this sort of thing, which only proves everyone's point
Michael Owen admits he never tells his kids he loves them
“I never ever tell my kids I love them, but they’re the dearest things in the world. I don’t say anything like that. I just assume my actions would show them that I love them. It’s a bad thing”
“Why do you think that is?”
“I think most of us are like that.
Interviewer: “It’s not a good thing, it’s not healthy.”
“But if you say it all the time, does it mean anything? Kissing your kid, sending them to school, well done, no matter what they do you just keep saying well done, and if they do rubbish, oh you’re trying awfully hard. No, I like tough love”
“I’m not trying to condone it, cause I would love to be a bit soft. I think it comes with age as well, you get better when you’re old, you’ve got time to think a bit more and you realise the true meaning of things. I’m definitely getting softer, but still not soft enough to say something like that”
It's my birthday today, hopefully @SpursOfficial will give me the gift of new signings 🤞
#COYS
All these people moaning about the noise of the emergency alert while still having the time to fuck around and screenshot it for socials.
SIM Cards are woke now
🚨 Incredibly, Vodafone say they stand by their decision to give free SIM cards and data to military aged men breaking into Britain.
The CEO makes £10m a year as her firm aids and abets illegal entry into the UK and endangers British women and girls.
Unless they announce they are ending this program and cancelling the SIM cards, a Reform government will revoke visas for all foreign nationals on the Board of Vodafone Group Plc.
A number of their directors appear to be foreign nationals, including Maria Pilar Lopez Alvarez, Jean-François van Boxmeer, Delphine Ernotte Cunci, Michel Roger Demaré, Deborah Kerr and Kandimathie Christine Ramon.
I will use the powers of the Home Secretary under the Immigration Act 1971 to ensure they are barred from Britain, on the basis that by assisting illegal entry their presence is not conducive to the public good.
The days of gilded elites enriching themselves while exploiting hard working British people will soon be over.
For a split second thought it was the new Tottenham 3rd kit on the right
Woman becomes great-great-great grandmother with SIX generations of family alive
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fa…
On his 43rd birthday, I present to you the greatest ever clip of Robin van Persie... It's enough to make a child cry
Being sold for 10% of what they were bought for? Who do they think they are, Tanguy Ndombele?
BREAKING: Sainsbury's agrees £120m deal to sell Argos
news.sky.com/story/sainsbury…
You know its a quiet few days on Spurs twitter when half the accounts are flogging fake kits and the other half are crying over a player having a haircut








