Former Skipper of the World Famous Jungle Cruise. Occupational Therapist. 🐒🐍🐘

Houston, TX
Joined August 2011
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He talked about what is important with so much eloquence; Ryan Clark was a godsend in such a dark moment. Prayers for Damar, his family, his teammates and all who are sending love and light. #BillsMafia #DamarHamlin
The way Ryan Clark spoke on the Damar Hamlin situation is amazing 💯
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DJ is the engineer on our 98 team and could use our help. He is an unbelievable engineer, racer and works his tail off. If you have the ability to help in any way, please do so. Please pray hard for DJ, his wife Jordan and rest of his family!! gofund.me/93d94740
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Governor Abbott, if you have any decency, you will immediately withdraw from this weekend’s NRA convention and urge them to hold it anywhere but Texas.
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Easter Candy is the best candy season of the year. Hands down.
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Cody didn’t honestly deserve to go to the finale, fight me on it. #DWTS
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New York City will require workers and patrons to show proof of vaccination at indoor dining, gyms and entertainment venues starting in September. n.pr/2Vwovet
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Good morning only to @HEB - the world’s best grocery store.
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Got married ✔️ Honeymoon Bound✔️ The only thing that could be better would be an complimentary upgrade to first class. Can @united make it happen? #unitedmakesithappen
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“It’s a wonderful thing when we all just stay in our lanes..” Herm Edwards just dropped some knowledge lol.
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Ryan and I have been competing to see who can pick the best date night and this is a trend that I am so downnn with.
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i need to lie down
#SchittsCreek sets an #Emmys record for most wins in a single season for a comedy thr.cm/f5u9z9q
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There isn’t much that beats the occasional @raisingcanestx sweet tea.
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Some people are very concerned with Covid on an airplane and in general...and then others offer to share their salad with me without even asking my name. 🤔
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Because banning TikTok will solve the world’s problems. Yak fuckin right
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Ryan’s work gives him a “Take care Tuesday” once a month. He wears pajamas to work everyday, sleeps in more than usual and has not had to buy gas since March. I’m unsure what he needs to take care of at this point. Meanwhile, I have not had a day off since the virus began....
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I have been working diligently for the last few weeks to really work on getting wedding ready. Working out everyday..followed by a nice well balanced diet. No cheats. But I end my day watching “Best Places to Pig Out.” I cant tell if it makes me feel better or worse.
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There are a lot of bad things happening in the world right now..so take a moment and appreciate that we launched a rocket into space today. That’s freaking cool. #goodvibes
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I bought my car and 48 hours later A ROCK HIT MY WINDSHIELD. 😡😡
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