I touched it so you don't have to. Also make TV.

Joined September 2009
Here’s my fat face heading to Desert Island Discs this Sunday. Feel free to RT as the algorithm is punishing me for poor attendance 😉
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I’m fully prepared to take a penalty. For multiple reasons it will surprise Switzerland.
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Awkward dinner party chat in the studio. ‘So Brian, what you driving these days?’
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If I was female I wouldn’t want to join the Garrick club anyway it looks shit and boring.
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Just because it’s Easter don’t mean you crucify our brilliant show @Roughcut_TV @chiwithaC
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Following twitter from my sick-bed. This helps. Yes Roughcut and yes Jack bravo bravo @jackrooke @Roughcut_TV
Well done to @jackrooke for winning the Writer – Comedy award for Big Boys. The judges described the series as “comedically daring and life-affirming in its warmth” #RTSAwards
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2 years ago I met a weird little fella called Lucia @chiwithaC she was pale and seemed unwell. Together we did a show called THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE and tonight it’s on @BBCOne we are so sorry
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Ash Atalla retweeted
BBC quietly dropped the greatest comedy of the year without telling anyone! Go watch Things You Should Have Done #ThingsYouShouldHaveDone #HappyPancakeDay
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Last ep of BIG BOYS tonight on C4. Congrats to our team - you’re going to make everyone cry and fuck up Sunday night. Hope you’re proud. #BigBoys @Roughcut_TV
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Is it bathos or pathos?
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BIG BOYS returns tonight 10pm on C4. Then stay up all night binging the series. Then turn up late for work. Then call your bosses exploitative thieves and pricks. Asswipes. It’ll be ok, I promise. #bigboys
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Big Boys Series 2 out today! Binge it all on @channel4 or watch the first 2 eps tonight at 10pm!
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Great screening last night and we laughed hard at our own show. BIG BOYS is back this Sunday. Don’t watch if you don’t like penises. #Bigboys
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I think quite a lot of Arsenals current problems can be traced to the signing of Havertz
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I’m never going to send another letter #MrBatesvsPostOffice
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Luke Littler proving that eating loads of pizza makes you good at darts. Something for us all to think about. #dartswc2024
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Our new romcom SMOTHERED is on @skytv to binge tonight. Love is not dead my friends, never give up (actually some people really should) @Roughcut_TV
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Even if it’s a weak team, you can only beat what’s in front of you 😉 nice one Arsenal
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Did this today. And oddly held my briefcase like a chubby 6yr old.
Great to take part @BBCRadio4 Business Show, The Bottom Line with Fellow guests @NishaKatona & @AshAtalla Ash Atalla is the producer of The Office & the IT Crowd. Nisha Katona is from the Great British Menu Huge thanks to Evan Davies @EvanHD & producer Julie Ball @kittenheel1
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