Well, damn.

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Joined December 2012
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Good pussy expires at the age of 32.
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Bruh The amount of energy going into the office takes from me is crazy.
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🚨5 YEARS AGO TODAY…. REEKADO BANKS — OZUMBA MBADIWE 🇳🇬🕊️
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Seyi being excited that Hitler is his birthday mate always kills me like nigga what??? 🤣
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All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Y’all elections are in January sha.
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Oh my God
FLASHBACK: Despite Denial, Leaked Memo Showed Lagos Govt Approved N61m For Mass Burial Of 103 #EndSARS Victims parallelfactsnews.com/leaked…
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Lmfao are women okay???
Michael Douglas gave his ex-wife $45 million in their divorce. 10 years later she sued for half of what he earned playing Gordon Gekko again. Her case rested on one word. The deal gave Diandra half the proceeds from any "spin-off" of films he made in their 23-year marriage. In this 2010 Good Morning America report, lawyers explain the difference with Happy Days and Joanie Loves Chachi. The case for Diandra: she was his wife when Gekko won him the Oscar, and he signed the deal. Her lawyer said Douglas was "seeking to shirk his financial responsibility." The case for Michael: she had already taken $45 million. His side says the deal never covered a sequel nobody saw coming in 2000. His lawyer told the court, "She's not Mrs. Michael Douglas." A Manhattan judge sent the fight to California in 2010 without ruling on who was right. I'd blame the word more than either of them. If a deal pays you for future work, define that work in writing. Should an ex-wife get half of a sequel made 10 years after the divorce, if the character was born while they were married?
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Like be fucking for real
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Yes if the soup is thick
Pepper soup and white rice>>>> Walk with me🚶🏾‍♀️
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That’s what she said mwahahaha.
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More like a gif
Tonight going to be a movie
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Answer: you never go in that house again
Replying to @noah_deals3
The idea that someone I love sat at home reviewing surveillance footage to build a case against me is terrifying. How am I ever supposed to walk into their house again knowing I am being evaluated on camera like an employee on a performance plan?
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Okay I’ll watch Slow Horses.
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I’ll be having a great time and everyone will know.
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Sorry to everyone on my socials from next Sunday.
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Marry a man who actually likes hearing you yap. The small stories, the random thoughts, all of it. ♥️
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Learn to have a loose grip on the world, on people, on possessions. Everything is temporary. And maybe that’s exactly what makes being here so precious. Hold gratitude tightly, but everything else gently. Enjoy the chapter without demanding that it become the entire book.
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i hate intrusive thoughts cause i held my boyfriend’s p*nis like a microphone, and said: “reporting live from the BBC” lmao
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One of the strongest signs of intelligence is the ability to consider another person's perspective without becoming defensive. Curiosity reveals a sharp mind. It shows who is committed to understanding rather than winning.
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