@AryaDog

Arya Nymeria 'beautiful girl' Uchitelle. Master of the 2-poop walk. All the same to the Many-Faced Dog. Humans: @eileencodes & @abeuchitelle.

 The North
Joined March 2014
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If you're only pooping once on each walk, you're doing it wrong. #treatyoself
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My hoomans got one of those DNA tests done for me. Turns out I’m 100% THAT BITCH.
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Therapist: And what do we do when we see another dog? Me: ANOTHER DOG! WTF! LEMME SNIFF! GRRRRR! IM THE NUMBER ONE DOG HERE! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME MAKE SNIFFS! MUST ASSERT MY DOMINANCE! Therapist: No.
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This is how a dog wears pants. #IfADogWorePants
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Felt cute. Might delete l8r
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No greater zoomies can be had, than the zoomies had when ur hoomans forget to turn on the @nest camera.
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A big bork-out to all my new #RubyConf followers!
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Don’t mind me! Just hanging out with the chair....
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A wolf after my own heart xitter.cf/sickofwolves/status/86…
NOT A WOLF@SICKOFWOLVES8 May 2017
I GET THAT WE SHARE A FRIDGE BUT IF YOU HAVE NOT SPRAYED IT WITH A URINE LIKE SUBSTANCE BEARING YOUR SCENT THEN IT IS NOT YOUR RIGATONI PAL
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Do not want ur mlerms hooman
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IS THE PRIZE SCHMACKOS? xitter.cf/abeuchitelle/status/85…
Abe Uchitelle@AbeUchitelle2 May 2017
Whichever airline puts together a #doggo-themed safety video first wins a prize.
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Sorry. (not sorry)
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I heard that @Maisie_Williams is in KINGSTON! Maybe I will meet her on a walk! #namesake #thenorthremembers #thedogremembers #doggoals
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OH: "Oh damn, I gotta make sure I'm tweeting as the right doggo."
bey was robbed
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This guy knows what I'm talking about xitter.cf/jewbacchus/status/8320…
Old Dusty Bones Turd, Full of C.R.E.A.M. Dust@Jewbacchus16 Feb 2017
Dear human. I enjoy dog. All size dog.
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As an Arya, I want you to update all your apple devices right meow support.apple.com/en-us/HT20… #doguserstories #security #butrlydoit
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TFW you shake yourself so hard your feet come off the ground and for a minute you think you might have beat gravity.
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Pretttty sure I just hear Arnold's voice telling me to go eat that frozen turd in the backyard. 🏜🔫🤖💩🤗
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Not as fun as @AryaDog , but who can turn down a flying doggy? #Blogpawschat
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I met a scary monster with a white stripe. And it smelled horrible! Mom and dad are so mad! 💩💀
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