Teacher, Playwright, Story-teller & Church Warden, not necessarily in that order. Website, including *The Runaway Clothes* shop: https://xitter.cf/t.co/8LXwTOPXTz

Littlemore, Oxford
Joined January 2011
The salvageable, late season windfalls. About one fifth of the number composted. Still more hang pendent on the branches. A lot of apples from just three trees. Well done, trees! – at Horspath, England
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Julian Armitstead retweeted
Actual shot (not AI!) of a French detective working the case of the French Crown Jewels that were stolen from the Louvre in a brazen daylight robbery. Somehow he looks like he’s smoking even without a cigarette in his hand, but surely everything you know about life is screaming at you: this case is officially screwed! To solve it, we need an unshaven, overweight, washed-out detective who's in the middle of divorce. A functioning alcoholic who the rest of the department hates. Never gonna crack it with a detective who wears an actual fedora unironically.
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The photo is real, taken outside the Louvre after the jewel theft. The man in the fedora is a passerby, not a detective on the case. newsweek.com/louvre-heist-d… newsroom.ap.org/editorial-phot…
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"OK, so apart from Legia Warsaw, Ajax, Roma, Eintracht Frankfurt, West Ham, Glasgow Celtic, Galatasaray and every English football club between 1985 and 1990, this is definitely unprecedented in recent times"
Lisa Nandy: "He's right to say that it is unprecedented in recent times that an entire group of away supporters have been entirely banned from a game" Unprecedented in recent times? In 2023 Legia Warsaw fans were banned from a game at Villa Park.
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Welcome Sarah Mullally. Good to be reminded of progress continuing in the CoE, despite so much else, with this historic appointment. – at Sandford-on-Thames, England
It’s not easy to give a fair and balanced public assessment of someone you know personally, even slightly, but here is my best attempt as someone who knows Sarah Mullally slightly – she was Canon Treasurer at Salisbury Cathedral when I arrived in the city 12 years ago. The strengths – Sarah is a superlative behind-the-scenes operator of the Church’s machinery; she knows what governance is about and how to make machinery of governance work. Her colleagues regularly spoke exceptionally highly of her in this regard, spontaneously and without prompting, when she was in this diocese. She has succeeded as a liberal, Central Tradition, Bishop of London, in holding together a notoriously difficult diocese with large blocs of Conservatives on both the Evangelical and Anglo-Catholic ends of the C of E. It isn’t even that the Diocese of London is a microcosm of the entire Church of England—it’s actually far more difficult and far more divided than most of the rest of the Church, and it has been for decades. I presume that’s why she got the job – she’s seen as the person to improve the operation of central machinery and hold the Church together in an era of threatened splits and repeated criticism of poor governance. The weaknesses – Sarah isn’t a great preacher and isn’t a great public communicator. She’ll have people round her to help with this. She’ll need them. The imponderables – it has felt in recent years felt that the central institution is almost embarrassed of ordinary C of E parishes – whether in villages like mine or suburbia, while often speaking out of both sides of its mouth towards parishes in council estates and post-industrial towns, praising them in words but starving them of resources. One of Justin’s key projects was lavishing resources on attempts to establish new megachurches in the Charismatic Evangelical mould while normal parishes struggled to pay the bills. Some of these attempts worked – one quite near me – but most failed on their own terms, yet this model retains substantial institutional support. Will this continue or will a fairer distribution of central resources now come about? This is actually far more important to my life as working parish clergy than sharper theological or ideological questions. Sarah wasn’t the continuity Welbyist candidate - that was clearly Pete Willcox. But, just as with Pope Leo, it will take months-to-years for us to understand what she’s really about as changes are slowly rolled out - or not made - through dozens of committees and funding mechanisms. Despite being someone who holds strongly to meritocracy and nowadays often yawns at self-congratulatory statements about diversity in appointments, I’m also very proud that the third most senior/prominent office in the entire Christian world is held by a woman. Psalm 96.1. Sarah has my heartiest congratulations and my prayers.
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Irish passport arrived today thanks to an Irish grandparent. After all the toxic nonsense of Brexit, it feels bl**dy marvellous to be European again. And no less British. – at Sandford-on-Thames, England
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This continues to be a calamitous unforced error by Labour. Think of the same sleight of hand being exercised next time by a Trumpian Reform government, aimed at quelling dissent on grounds of terrorism, so far unproven. theguardian.com/uk-news/2025… – at Sandford-on-Thames, England
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A strategic as well as moral disaster for Labour since an invitation for people of conscience to take their votes elsewhere, no matter the risks of letting in Reform. – at Sandford-on-Thames, England
"Absolutely standard authoritarian tactics" The King's former advisor Sir Jonathan Porritt condemns the Home Secretary for the proscription of Palestine Action. #Newsnight
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Former English teacher urgently seeks definitional clarity. I don't recall the activists of Greenham Common being labelled as *Terrorists*, despite uneasy relationship with MoD property. Don't terrorists threaten human lives, rather than HMG property? – at Nijkerk, Nederland
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I no longer understand the term *Proud Zionist*, except either as an assertion of historic injustice or programmatic cruelty and dispossession. And this has nothing to do with ant-semitism, nor Israel's right to exist, per se. We need to disentangle. theguardian.com/world/2025/j…
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You gotta laugh.
Replying to @MichaelRosenYes
If God exists, he is a shonky real estate agent who sold the same piece of land to three different people. What a crook. I wouldn't trust he further than I could spit.
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1/2 The success of the militarised state of Sparta was premised on the enslavement of indigenous helots, against which war was declared each year in order to keep them in a state of fearful subjection. Murdering helots was also a right of passage for each Spartan male.
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2/ Needless to say there were periodic uprisings as helots proved unwilling to accept the status quo. And the law of demography meant that Sparta's long term future was always unsustainable, no matter how cruel and brutalising the Spartan experiment was obliged to become.
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3. The myth of Spartan invincibility conceals not just psychopathy of its routine, ritualised violence, but the deeper paradox that after winning militarily, the Spartan state had no actual future except to to implode on itself in a state of perpetual war and declining numbers.
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