“We were promised code and cloud.” Software, AI & other unintended consequences. Programmer | Architect | Entrepreneur | Black Belt in bullshido

Alkmaar, The Netherlands
Joined March 2015
I was asked quite a few times, "You're working on a product, right? What does your product do?" I finally sat down and made a video about our new product. The product is called Agile Analytics: visit agileanalytics.cloud or ask me all about it. ⬇️
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Maybe the internet wasn’t a mistake.
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For CTOs and Tech Leads, AI coding assistants present a seductive trap: the belief that they will magically solve your delivery bottlenecks. But typing code was never the hard part of software engineering. 🧵 (1/7)
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Pusieron algunos de los memes más icónicos de Internet en una misma calle…
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The 90s were so special and nobody knew it at the time...
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Ever wondered what the heavy bomber guys do while off rotation? 😂
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The tech industry is currently obsessed with a dangerous illusion: the idea that software developers are just replaceable cogs in a machine. 🧵 1/8
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Mijns inziens is dit een van de beste use cases voor AI-videocontent op dit moment. Een AI-influencer reist terug in de tijd naar 1536 om te vloggen over haar ervaringen in Tudor-Londen.
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Mistral CEO Arthur Mensch walked into the French parliament this week and told lawmakers Europe has exactly two years to build independent AI infrastructure or hand over one trillion dollars in spending to American tech companies. The math he laid out should be front-page news. This is not a technology story. It is a macroeconomic one. Global wages are fifty trillion dollars. AI will cost around ten percent of that. Europe's share is nine trillion. Which means over one trillion dollars in AI spending over the next five years flowing somewhere. Europe already sends 250 billion dollars a year to the US in digital services. Every dollar that leaves funds American R&D. None of it comes back. Mario Draghi's competitiveness report last year made the same point from a different angle. Europe needs eight hundred billion euros in annual investment just to close its existing productivity gap with the US. AI dependency makes that gap structural. You cannot close a productivity gap when the tool driving productivity is owned by your competitor. Mensch compared it to gas. The same way Europe discovered too late what energy dependence costs in a crisis, it is standing at the same crossroads with AI right now. The compute is being allocated today. The chips are being spoken for today. Europe is watching it happen and calling it a technology debate. It is not. It is a sovereignty one. Watch the full podcast on YouTube at @CNBCi
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Bro how was the show Silicon Valley so consistently 10 years ahead of its time 🤣
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😂 My new Action Figure just dropped! Comes fully equipped with: ✅ Microphone ✅ Soapbox ✅ An unstoppable urge to preach about better software development #DevEx #Agile #TalkLikeADev #ZENmode 🧘‍♂️💻🎤
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🧩Is AI the Missing Piece of the Productivity Puzzle? We think so! 🚀Dive into the future of productivity with our latest article: bit.ly/3T2MRby #OpenAI #GPT #productivity
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Concerned about controlling your cloud expenses? 😱 Discover how Google Cloud's unique Generative AI and Machine Learning capabilities can help you💡 Read the article now: bit.ly/3SzLK2N #CloudCosts #OpenSource #GoogleCloud #GCP #Quotas #Terraform #Opensource
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Stop guessing, start measuring! Start supercharging your software development with Agile Analytics today! 👉agileanalytics.cloud/ #agile #analytics #sre #AI #chatgpt #errorbudget #sli #slo #kudos
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From Riches to Rags: How Leaked Private Keys Led to the Disappearance of Code Spaces Learn how to prevent disaster here: 👇 agileanalytics.cloud/blog/fr… #LeakedKeys #Security #AgileAnalytics
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Massive Security Breach: 1 Million+ Websites Exposed to Password Theft by Popular WordPress Plugin Read the article and learn how to solve here: 👇zensoftware.nl/en/articles/m… #wordpress #security #plugins
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Programmer frustration The term "yak shaving" in programming originated from a Ren & Stimpy episode called "Stimpy's Invention." In the episode, Ren asks Stimpy to shave a yak, but the task becomes increasingly more complicated. Read the full blog here👇 zensoftware.nl/en/articles/p…
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