As a functioning member of society, its only right that I finally aim for something in life....
So I'm gonna study archeology so I can have an excuse to travel the world!
GOD FORBIRD A MAN HAS A HOBBY.
Maybe don't let your kid play in the street while I text and drive.
I was trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber BTW. That is totally why I've been gone and not because I was lazy and forgot
Too lazy to edit. Just pretend I got my hands on Ea somehow and threatening to use it at a local subway for fucking up my order








