Joined November 2008
Sal Archuleta retweeted
To Vera Lou. Cheers. 🍻 – at Chicago, IL
ABS, SAB, ASB, BAS✌️ @bjoymiller @Archie13
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Sal Archuleta retweeted
"You're the only person I've deliberately interacted with all week." #introvertpickuplines
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Feelings are like Han Solo; sometimes they have to be frozen in Carbonite & rescued before they can become a song
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Stevie Nicks, 1977
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Sal Archuleta retweeted
Replying to @Archie13
@Archie13 been so busy with ya moms I forgot bout da tweets!! Hahahahaha this friggin guy!!!!!!!! #frigga
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Like the NFL doesn't have enough issues... now Tampa decides to take an extra bye week!
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Sal Archuleta retweeted
2014 Presheeshun Thop 25: 1. Nothur Thame 2. Floritha Thate 3. Alathama 4. Authurn 5. Orethon 114. Mishithan #LOL #GoIrishish
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Sal Archuleta retweeted
Dump Might as well Dump Dump!!!
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Let’s form an exploratory committee. #USMNT #USAvGER
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Here's the Suarez piece. Fascinating. espn.go.com/espn/feature/sto…
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Just laying here chillin in a dark room. Team no sleep. #insomnia
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Sal Archuleta retweeted
How can you tell your lead singer is at the door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in #badjokemonday @paulmeany
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"if you're mistaken for a wendys worker, you're doin something wrong." #lifelessons #prayingforamber @Archie13 – at Nashville, TN
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Sal Archuleta retweeted
Guys. It wasn't a good promo.You don't need to scream. Plus he didn't even say "let me tell you something", "here's the thing", or "brother"
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Maybe the Chargers think it's the Nutella Zone not the Neutral Zone
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Ohio State points out they played a team that played a team that played Stanford
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If Richie Incognito can't find another job in the NFL he can always coach basketball at Rutgers
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Sal Archuleta retweeted
Polar bear walks into a bar n orders a “Bicardi and………………cola” Bartender asks, whats with the huge pause? Bear says “These? Born with’em” dk
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"Jeff Goldblum, you son of a b****" - @Tuckerwilson that beats anything else you have said all night. #lightningfalltour2012
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