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Archer Shepard

@ArcherShepard

The universe's greatest Spectre.

 Avoiding my mother
Joined February 2013
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I'm pretty sure I can save the galaxy with nothing but my tactleneck and ryncol. And my fish. I can't do anything without those little guys.
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Liara, buy every fish you can find that's on sale for Cyber Monday. Because the ones I got on Black Friday are already dead, that's why.
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Cyber Monday is like Geth Christmas, right?
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I told Liara that we eat pyjaks for Thanksgiving just so she wouldn't show up. I am now thankful to get more of Ashley's pie.
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@ryan__warden @ReidBuckmaster That's what I always tell Liara.
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@ryan__warden I am so ready to get DAMP.
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Garrus, I don't know what the hell swag is but you definitely don't have it.
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Knowing Mother this is definitely a lie. I'm going to go throw up on Tali's terminal now.
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I only love my fish. And Blasto.
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I'm coming for you, darkspawn. Boom, self-phrasing! Wait… Eww.
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Dragons are lame, Tali. Wait, Blasto killed dragons in Blasto XIV: Blastopocolypse? Okay, killing dragons is cool. But you're lame, Tali.
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I'm onto you, Vega. Crashing that shuttle on Mars was your way of trying to get out of being the DD for the crew.
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Here's a post I wrote about why history is awesome. nerdybookclub.wordpress.com/…
History Is Awesome by Ben Thompson

History Is Awesome by Ben Thompson

Let’s get one thing straight right now:  History is awesome.  And if you’re one of those humorless contrarian haters who oh-so-proudly profess that the study of history “just isn’t your thing,” you…

nerdybookclub.wordpress.com
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Just a reminder that thresher maws are scarier than dragons. Unless they're space dragons…
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I'd rather go on another suicide mission than face another Monday.
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Seriously, Liara, you have way too many monitors.
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Liara, I need you to leave your office so I can watch Blasto XXIV: Blasto Saves Margarita Day. Yes, it is more important than your work.
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The best part about #N7Day14 has been not free falling from space. Again.
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#N7Day14 Oh wait, I had something for this. Danger Zone. Nailed it.
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I've been drinking since #N7Day13 to pregame for #N7Day14 because I'm dedicated like that.
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