I'm a squirrel in Ann Arbor, a town that takes its squirrels seriously. On UM campus, no less. It's a good life. I'll take that peanut from you now good sir.
Ann Arbor, MI
Joined January 2011
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Setting up the guard station for the Block M on Monday morning, settled in on Monday afternoon. HAPPY RIVALRY WEEK
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Hey UM people, tomorrow is Nature Rx day. Get out there, make eye contact with a squirrel, and feel better about the world.
I love you, I believe in you, you're awesome
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Yesterday I heard two students on the Diag talking about an upcoming club meeting that evening. One confessed minimal interest in going until the other one reported she had bought cider and donuts for members. Entire conversation changed.
IT IS FALL IN MICHIGAN
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If you stop on the Diag to root in your bag for a tissue or a pen or to see if you remembered to bring your graphing calculator… our default assumption is that you have 25 pounds of peanuts hidden in your bag for us and that’s what you’re going for
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As you are contemplating how you might enjoy your upcoming fall break, remember that staying on campus to hang out with squirrels is a legit choice
I know I’m just a dumb rodent, but like I can’t figure out why so many people suddenly thought they were experts in grading, and that UM faculty just dreamt this idea up all slapdash. If we can’t protect our units from uninformed public hogwash what are we doing here
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Every comment I saw made about motivation or wokeness or babying students or not being able to get into med school or whatever — was all stuff that HAD to have been considered and discussed many times over. I mean come ON
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Sound out to the dude walking across the Diag with a basketball under one arm and a big vase of flowers in the other hand.
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Hey Michigan students. Maybe you don’t get up this early on Sunday but this talk at the stadium for climate week sounds pretty cool
sessions.studentlife.umich.e…
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Did you find yourself reaching for a jacket today? Well, that’s your hint that campus squirrels are thinking about winter. Time to start bringing them cookies from the dining hall.
DO IT
OR maybe they don’t care about definitions and enjoy breaking norms. It doesn’t mean anything about either of them. There is nothing wrong with the “you people” (?) who shrug over labels and don’t insist on knowing. Let them live
What is wrong with you people? Those men are both GAY as fuck. What man talks about sexuality, takes questioning pics in bathrooms, spoon men etc. they’ve already told you what they are 🙄
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