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Spilled my entire minoxidil bottle down the sink returning the dropper. Hairline's cooked, it's so over
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A fun fact about me is that I have a sexual fetish for women wearing large witch hats
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Matt made a really funny point about managing chads and autists
"At some point the autists will just freak out over something and throw a huge tantrum. Like how Elon flipped out and called Trump a pedophile for a week.
Normally, the chad would just crush someone who does this to him. But when its an autist, you have to hold them back.
Because the autist will come around. They'll throw their tantrum and embarrass everyone, but they do genuinely want to solve the problem so they always come back in the end.
It's not like normal people where they have too much shame to go back after the breakdown - the autist cares much more about solving problems than about managing their own reputation."
The Audience Problem | Matthew Peterson xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1nGnRBZyYโฆ
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>i dont joke abt trans ppl or george floyd
Replying to @magscope1
This image doesnt work in this scenario because i dont joke abt trans ppl or george floyd
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I get on X everyday to like my friendโs posts and download photos of anime girls.
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I've drank so much fucking water today and ate food and I still have a headache. I have no wife. The world hasn't ended yet either. What's the fucking point
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yup #churroday or whatever haha. she really is the strongest as they say haha





























