@ApproximateMaam

I was talking to preachy preach about kissy kiss

 philly
Joined December 2013
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im hot cuz im flyyyy u aint cuz ur not
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*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneOct 16
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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The Philadelphia Inquirer
@PhillyInquirerOct 15
Philly City Council is reluctant to abolish the sheriff’s office, even after a $20 million scandal ebx.sh/we0lOE
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Always tragic that the greatest city in the world is in one of the worst states in America
Nikil Saval@NikilSavalOct 14
Why does PA rank towards the bottom of states for school funding? For higher education funding? Why is it the worst among our neighboring states when it comes to our minimum wage? One chart explains it all.
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This country need a new legal registry that prevents these men from coming within 100 feet of a bar or club
Cody
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The replies 😂😂😂
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French Bingo
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You will never understand my pain hearing Bone Machine as a pre-schooler and then never hearing another guitar riff that gnarly again
:(@mostnormalwomanOct 7
“The 9 albums that defined me” so you just came out of the womb listening to Elliott Smith and Brian Eno??? Where is the embarrassing stuff
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Vladimir Putin opened the Oldest Nelson
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tzara retweeted
iris@T0WOTOct 6
In 2022 when I called in sick for the 20th time at Macy's and told them I fell down a manhole and got fired a week later
percy!@historygfOct 6
pioneering Call Out Of Work October. what do we think about #CallOutOfWorkOctober
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Got a barren homie named Pregnant Mike
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This competition exists so that your least favorite coworker can tell you how good they’d be at it
Eric Balchunas
@EricBalchunasOct 3
Fun scene down at the 1st ann Philly parallel parking competition. It’s no joke for the drivers tho, super tight spot, only 18 inches of space. Lots of oohs and aahs from crowd.
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normalize ween vice signaling
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Me talking while everyone is talking and no one listens to me
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i’m loving the Mandatory 48 Hour Witness Intimidation Window
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I read this in Lin Manuel Miranda voice
FactPost
@factpostnewsSep 30
Hegseth: No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals
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Bill Belichick with 8 total super bowls vs Mike Tomlin with his 12 year Minecraft city
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🚨 Zohran Mamdani has accidentally deleted a crucial length of high voltage wire and water pipe in New York City. This went ignored for 10 minutes while he detailed a park, causing over 150,000 buildings to become abandoned. "I didn't realize until we started losing money."
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tzara@ApproximateMaamSep 30
How it feels to show up for work on a Wednesday with a new tattoo
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