@ApologizeLater

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Joined October 2010
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We can't even zipper merge. And we're supposed to organize a revolution?
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Baristas and gamers are each collectively bargaining and we got MMA fighters without healthcare.
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS1 Jun 2023
League of Legends players have launched the first-ever strike in pro esports. The professional video gamers are standing up to developer Riot Games, which scrapped a rule that supported up-and-coming talent and is threatening the jobs of dozens of players and coaches. Thread 🧵
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Corporations suffer depression, too. Twitter and Reddit are both trying to kill themselves.
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Yeah, we did it!!!!!! Hey @backstreetboys fans, check out the first word of our last 232 tweets dating back to November 6th! There might be something special waiting for you! 😉
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I have a Galaxy S8 (it honestly might be an S9,but I can't take the case off and I flashed the OS a year ago trying to get the ICQ noise for text alerts but I corrupted my sound driver and the only sound that can come out of my phone IS the ICQ sound now) and it still works fine.
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Every single one of those motherfuckers who just voted to retroactively give you more student loan interest have fully forgiven PPP loans.
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Don’t worry guys.I’m Getting to the bottom of all this Matty Healy Taylor Swift stuff
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There’s an old tale that Keith Urban and John Legend once formed a duo. Not sure how true it is.
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985…
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All your loud cars just look like Honda Civics with a baseball card in the spokes.
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God speed, you.
Tracking Biden From The Left@BidenTracking11 May 2023
BREAKING: The Biden Administration plans to end the student loan payment pause later this year. @SecCardona: “We’re preparing to restart repayment because the emergency period is over.”
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sorta funny that Americans scoff at the French as if they are weak & soft, but when France even whispers about pension cuts the population immediately threatens to dust off the guillotines, meanwhile Americans get endlessly kicked in the face by the rich for decades & do nothing
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this is the the best idea I have ever had in my life
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Brett Favre Makes Amends By Sending Photo Of His Penis To Every Mississippian On Welfare bit.ly/44IMDdk
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Why aren't speed limits affected by inflation?
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I'm not allowed to say "shoot me a message" at work anymore.
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You see this shit, @fenomnx ?
NBA Memes
@NBAMemes5 May 2023
Replying to @NBAMemes
Cam'ron calls Poole out for being a "munch": bit.ly/PooleIceSpice

Cam'ron Calls Jordan Poole A 'Munch' Over $500k Ice Spice Date

Cam'ron didn't hold back on his podcast when he criticized Jordan Poole for allegedly taking Ice Spice on a $500k date.

clutchpoints.com
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If you told me I couldn't read a book when I was in middle school I would've walked to a real library just out of spite alone. There is absolutely no chance a kid won't tap 6 buttons on their phone to get to anything banned at school.
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Wintersville basically has a combination Taco Bell and weed dispensary.
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