36 yr old enby queer celebrating burlesque, erotic art, and frenship! They/them | This page is NSFW, do not follow if under 18
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The view from my on my knees as I wait for the Antaam orgy to start 😜
Yes I’m enjoying Veilguard, thank you.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard really said “we’re gonna let you be a slutty slutty man” and I’m very here for it.
Apollo Vídra (June) 💛🤍💜🖤 retweeted
Me, counting to myself very incorrectly-
“Un…du…du hast…du hast mich…”
Left my job at the Rose cuz a bunch of rugged Fereldans were talking about work at the Bone Pit…I feel deliberately misled. 😒
To the tune of Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso:
Diggn-da deee
Digga-dah doh
That’s that Cotton-Eyed Joe
Apollo Vídra (June) 💛🤍💜🖤 retweeted
New idea: The Girl from Ipanema but she’s an eldritch horror
Old and dark, unkowable horror,
The g̷͚̯̐i̷̞̣̐͛̈́̀̍͑̑͂͑ṟ̴̨̱̱̝̻̍̑̑̒͆͛͐̀͑̌̕̕l̷̫̭͙̽́́̍̑̉̍͑͒ from Ipanema goes stalking,
And when she shows her face, the people go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No but honestly how do any of y’all have good handwriting because I write every single day and it still looks like shit.
(I should go to bed…)
This Pumpkin Spice season, don’t go to Starbucks (supporting g-cide, union busting), but instead come to my cafe, Two Kick Coffee in Queen Anne (local business, ethical treatment of workers, otter)
Potentially hot take: unless someone wants to write a musical called Lazy Susan, I think we’re good on musicals with turntables.
9 years! That’s how long since this very tol, beautiful human and I got to fall in love on a stage in real time.
I love you, @FosseJack. Happy Anniversary, and thank you for everything 💖
New idea: The Girl from Ipanema but she’s an eldritch horror
Old and dark, unkowable horror,
The g̷͚̯̐i̷̞̣̐͛̈́̀̍͑̑͂͑ṟ̴̨̱̱̝̻̍̑̑̒͆͛͐̀͑̌̕̕l̷̫̭͙̽́́̍̑̉̍͑͒ from Ipanema goes stalking,
And when she shows her face, the people go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CW: Abusive language, religious trauma
Gotta love Christians being excellent representatives of their faith.
Also not to be graphic, but you sure af don’t know I have a penis. 🤷
Honestly? Cannot recommend enough hiring an erotic masseuse for yourself simply for the safety to pop a boner during a rockin massage and not feel weird about it.
Tonight! Check out my regular pants atop my definitely regular feet! Come to 18th and Union for Nakedback- Rhinestone Side Up! #pantsfeet 👖🦶
Anyone else have this Chappell Roan song stuck in their head? At least I think this is how it goes… #chappellroan #goodluckbabe #500Miles #theproclaimers
Me singing Chapell Roan’s Good Luck, Babe incorrectly to myself:
You could kiss 500 boys in bars
And you could kiss 500 boys some more
Just to be the guy who kissed a thousand boys
And then to come and fall down at your door…