Late night (CONAN, Daily Show) turned animation writer/author. Buy my horror-comedy book, SNOT GOBLINS & OTHER TASTELESS TALES: https://xitter.cf/t.co/9yKFh2wNdV

Joined May 2008
“Are you not PUBLICLY TRANSPORTED???”
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How it looks to all of us:
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YOU MIGHT BE AN ANGELENO IF: Your first thought is “Why would I want to drink cousin water?!”
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War on Christmas just took a turn
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“…Mr. Bond”
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ANGELENOS: I’m helping put on this first-of-its-kind show. Please share and spread the word! Let’s sell this out and change the world of comedy accessibility. Tickets here: tixr.com/groups/laughfactory…
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How RFK Jr broke the news about his campaign to his wife:
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“It’s not true, I did not wrap her in rice and seaweed! I did noooot— oh, hi Mark.”
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I’m watching the DNC on the Roku Channel. All the speakers are pledging that Harris will reduce crime in Roku City.
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Y’all are used to @deoncole making you laugh, but are you ready for him to make you scream? Specifically “DON’T DO IT, FOOL!!!” Check out the spine-tingling, twisty, darkly hilarious series “Average Joe” now streaming on Netflix!
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