“Even though the Diamondbacks are losing, they could easily be winning this game. Advantage: Arizona. Sometimes box scores can be confusing, but not here.”
- John Smoltz
Pov: you’re a british person who made a paranormal podcast about Kentucky goblins, but failed to check how to pronounce “.22” in relation to firearms, and opted for the very unstable “two-two rifle”.
𝙲𝚘𝚍𝚢, The Texas Country Reporter™️ retweeted
Replying to @__duraes
parceiro olha o TAMANHO dessa bosta
Me, to the local Subway sandwich high school kid:
Relax, it’s 10pm and this is a rural gas station Subway, how good do you think I expect this to be? Answer: mid but well toasted with extra cheeses.
𝙲𝚘𝚍𝚢, The Texas Country Reporter™️ retweeted
if there's one thing i'm gonna do it's delete tweets because i have anxiety
Show me a picture on your phone that isn’t you, but has your energy.















