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“Even though the Diamondbacks are losing, they could easily be winning this game. Advantage: Arizona. Sometimes box scores can be confusing, but not here.” - John Smoltz
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Pov: you’re a british person who made a paranormal podcast about Kentucky goblins, but failed to check how to pronounce “.22” in relation to firearms, and opted for the very unstable “two-two rifle”.
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Shipping live camel spiders to my enemies since 2005.
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One day our telescopes will be good enough to see that Pluto is a big old disco ball.
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Replying to @__duraes
parceiro olha o TAMANHO dessa bosta
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Hope you see this, Giorgio Tsoukalos. I’m gonna catch you with a pokeball.
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Me, to the local Subway sandwich high school kid: Relax, it’s 10pm and this is a rural gas station Subway, how good do you think I expect this to be? Answer: mid but well toasted with extra cheeses.
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if there's one thing i'm gonna do it's delete tweets because i have anxiety
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Show me a picture on your phone that isn’t you, but has your energy.
Show me a picture on your phone that isn’t you, but has your energy. Y'all joke. I buy myself flowers every Friday at Kroger to sit in front of the window. When I am tired and worn and about to go to a draining job, I look at those before getting in the car. Makes me happy.
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Put your balls in his mouth, he’s Mr. Bucket
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Does anyone know a Canadian website that sells contacts?
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I’m in Brazil investigating aliens and NOT GOING TO THE BEACH FOR DRINKS because this is a business trip and History channel doesn’t pay for margaritas
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