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Chicago/LA/Cleveland Forever
Joined November 2011
sorry I told nextdoor about the tooth in your penis
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OHI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LFG
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We manifesto’d a new ep w/ Uncle Ted Kaczynski (No Relation) and talk an 80s business boy, accidental Yelps, BBMd, & Elkhorn, WI. Our Uncle Ted is the wildly funny Dan White. Dan is a writer/performer and co-host of the improvised podcast, @ImprovIsDead . Follow @atdanwhite.
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lord don’t give me the confidence of a mediocre white man desperate to ogle the titanic
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sometimes your boobs look like twins, sometimes like cousins, and sometimes—through no fault of your own—they look like folks who were roommates freshman year until one of them used the other one’s credit card while they were drunk to buy @PapaJohns
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What delightful company! Give these pods a listen, whydontcha?
Looking for improvised comedy podcast recommendations? Here is a list of some of our recent favorites featuring a ton of friends, past My Neighbors Are Dead guests, and shows we regularly obsess about.
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I don’t care what people think, I’m *glad* the neighbors are dead (and hilarious, as are all the fine podcasts mentioned here). ❤️❤️🎙️🎙️🎧🎧👂👂
Looking for improvised comedy podcast recommendations? Here is a list of some of our recent favorites featuring a ton of friends, past My Neighbors Are Dead guests, and shows we regularly obsess about.
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Well, this was a fun and scary and weird and illuminating experiment. I’ll miss my abject failure and near total anonymity on this platform, but will continue my irrelevance over on the ‘gram. #HopeHeHasTheReceiptForThatSink
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All Cops Are Bribed (By People Driving PT Cruisers)
We get down 2 the hard truth w/ Aunt Molly & discuss the opposite of phallic, Charlatan Thanos, tween carrots, & whether electric guitars lose value immediately. Aunt Molly is the lovely Mo Welch. Mo is a stand up & cartoonist, & the author of How to Die Alone. Follow @momowelch
🌊Colleen Doyle🌊 retweeted
Thanks labor. Thanks grassroots democrats. Thanks native voters, thanks black voters, thanks women, thanks LGBTQI voters, thanks gun safety voters. Thanks students. Thanks climate voters. Thanks AAPI voters, thanks everyone of every background.
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Thanks Latino voters. Thanks suburban parents. Thanks organizers. Thank campaign staff. Thank donors. Thank door knockers.
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“I also brought a toilet. For my mouthshits.”
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🛐“May the Lord lift his VOTE-enance upon you”✝️ Love you, @megathepodcast! Love you, Democracy!
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As always, an honor and a privilege to play with these Foon-atics. 💇‍♀️💊👻
New ep with the return of @AnyangHello as Ahag the hairdresser who eats pills out of the river. (And may be a princess?) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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the singing lady fish can’t be black not while I draw breath what’s next a blue crab
🪞🪞❤️man oh man do I love this episode and this guy🥔🥔❤️
We bent over & took a good hard 👀 w/ Uncle Wally & our chat includes tuk tuks, Sex Packets, yams of sorts, & literally everything else.  Uncle Wally is the dearest and dapperest Zach Thompson. Zach is an improviser & you can catch him in Mystery Science Theater 3000 Series 11.
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Don't listen to Mitch McConnell. By downplaying Republican odds to retake the Senate, he is trying to lull Democratic voters into a sense of complacency. Don't fall for it. Keep fighting & send him into retirement. After all, he vowed to retire if they don't retake the Senate.
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Anyone have eyes on B and/or J?
Replying to @thosewhoaunt
@thosewhoaunt I think Pat can beat her if we unleash the beast
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