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This Horse’s Anus retweeted
Biomechanical Spacegod Tropical Getaway
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I DID A BIG FAT SHIT IN THE KFC
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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This Horse’s Anus retweeted
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
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None of my findom fansly mommies have ever made me feel the way this does. I need to think about some things.
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BREAKING: Ukraine says it will attack the ships carrying Russian diesel to the US unless Trump makes a deal with Ukraine, with Zelensky saying "We are influencing whether these ships are moving. We define whether the refineries are working." Zelensky's terms are protection for Ukraine's energy grid in exchange for leaving Russian diesel infrastructure and the tankers carrying it to the US alone. "If they can guarantee the protection of our energy grid, we will not respond to their diesel infrastructure. Why doesn't America then conclude a diesel deal with Ukraine? Let's have such a deal with the president of the United States," he says. The US threatened yesterday to cut off all intelligence sharing and freeze the weapons procurement mechanism for Ukraine unless it halts the strikes.
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Recognize that smell? It smells like seven layers. That beaver eats Taco Bell.
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No. But thanks for weighing in. I hope you feel better.
The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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Full Immersion Shitposting
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Your fingertips don’t get pruny because they are wet. They look like that because when skin is damp, it becomes partially transparent. It allows all the people living inside your skin to see out. They press their faces to the glass like excited children on the Polar Express.
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Closed head injury at the children’s television show themed waterpark. Doctor put me on that Yo Gabba Gabapentin.
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This Horse’s Anus retweeted
What hoes think heat management is.
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A friend of mine who works in Georgia has just sent me a voicemail: Atlanta is going to go into lockdown tomorrow because of the plague outbreak. Not joking.
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“Smoke Shop Didn’t Have My Vape Flavor”
surely one of the 74 people who will see this tweet can come up with a title for this currently untitled piece
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“HEY KIDS GATHER ‘ROUND IT’S TIME TO TALK ABOUT RRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEE!!!”
I have four sons. The answer is nothing. I am telling them absolutely nothing about Cornell.
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Ok fiiiiiiiiine
If you're not participating in the my9albums trend I think you're a fucking *MASSIVE* pussy BTW
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