It's a long string of very bad luck & I don't know what kind of carnage I inflicted in a past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor.

Alberta, Canada
Joined March 2009
Cale Makar is the best defenseman in the world.
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No hat, all tattle.
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Even this hour has 22 mins had a sketch ready because they knew Alberta wouldn't vote to leave Canada.
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That the US will no longer guarantee their safety must come as a shock to countries that are the most common targets of attacks by the US.
BREAKING: The U.S. is now preparing to completely abandon Gulf countries, as Trump envoy Tom Barrack directly warns Gulf allies that Washington can no longer guarantee their security indefinitely, telling regional officials in Doha that they must take responsibility for their own defense, signalling the end of the U.S. security umbrella in the Middle East, per the Wall Street Journal. Barrack said the 80-year-old U.S. security-for-oil arrangement is no longer sustainable, pointing to regional defense partnerships as the way forward. The warning comes as Gulf states face Iranian strikes on U.S. military infrastructure and growing uncertainty over Washington’s future military commitment to the region.
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When you realize you wasted the last six months of your life and also owe $112 million.
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AntiMacro retweeted
If I were to score 23% on an exam in school, then go home and try to convince my parents that my score was actually really good, I bet they would still put me in summer school. Just saying.
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Separatists should DEFINITELY take over the UCP. Push that party into obscurity...err...I mean take control of your destiny! #abpoli
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LOL - Trump stops mid helipad to wave and salute nobody. Watch at 0:21, the camera zooms out to show. Natalie Harp can also be seen on her way to Marine One. #TravelWithNatalie
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I knew a few people who were falling for the 'option two doesn't mean you're voting to separate' propaganda over the last few months, and I told them if you vote option two separatists are going to count that as a vote to separate. What a surprise.
That’s not overwhelmingly dude That’s a huge fracture 25% of Alberta (even if numbers were messed with and the wainwright incident played a role) want to leave the country That’s a big deal When this number of people are unhappy Man ask why
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Somewhere in the province right now there's a separatist in tears trying to figure out how the NDP is to blame for all this #abpoli
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And we promise to release the Epstein files.
Trump on Canada: "I promised them if they become the 51st state, I said, 'I will let you keep ice hockey and I will let you keep your O Canada national anthem.'"
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So… How much more money are we gonna waste so Danielle Smith can continue to not address any of the actual issues that Albertans have. That and any distraction is a good distraction from corrupt-care.
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I thought that's what grinder was.
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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AntiMacro retweeted
Lmao like clockwork
JUST IN: Trump declares the midterm polls “are rigged.”
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Trump: “russia, frankly, has treated Ukraine pretty well. They haven’t really done much.” What an absolute piece of shit.
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So @ABDanielleSmith loses her separation gambit and the rest of the question results don't matter because she's going to do whatever she wants anyway. #abpoli
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Was there an explosion at CFB Wainwright? We checked. The Edmonton seismograph “spike” at 1:44 p.m. Oct. 17 doesn’t appear at Hughenden, 20 km from the fire site. A blast from the base would hit there first, and harder. It was local noise in Edmonton. primerogueinc.com/blog/cfb-w…
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AntiMacro retweeted
Dan Quinn and Jayden Daniels might litterally be the most brain dead coach and QB in the league. You can read Quinn’s lips saying “Field goal” and then “that was 4th down?” He will 100% be fired after this game.
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Expect more of this. #abpoli
Dear Friends, The Alberta provincial election will be in one year. By such time, I will have served as MLA for over 8 years and I will not be seeking re-election. Thank you to for supporting my efforts to seek freedom and prosperity for Albertans, a blessed land that we love.
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