Film Whore | 24 | (He/Him)

Fucking, Austria
Joined August 2016
Everything’s coming up Milhouse
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Me on kik at 14
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Weird Al parody of Heavydirtysoul by twenty one pilots but it’s about dry cleaning. Can you save my heavy dirty shirt
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Recreating the pottery scene from Ghost but I’m trimming her bush
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Oh thank god
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Na real, o pior final de série foi o de Umbrella Academy. Ninguém fala disso porque ninguém mais lembra que essa bomba já existiu.
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Lmao
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*shits and immediately runs amuck around the house*
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Why does John Mayer follow this BeamNG car crashing account on IG
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If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot
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Back to back
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Cabbagehead, Cabbagehead , Cabbagehead, Cabbagehead
Longest word written entirely with the first n letters of the alphabet
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You see, we have to cut people’s acceptance speeches off because we need to make time for more ads. We only have 3 hours to show as many ads as possible
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Cléo de 6 a 7
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Got an oil change and the guy there said I looked like Kid Rock
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I need @Tubi to add a live channel of all the cartoons they just added
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Clint after i divorce him and marry emily immediately after so he ends up drowning himself in the river (I collect his corpse and use it as fertilizer)
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Mfs who can whistle always give you the dumbest advice on how to whistle. “Just put your lips together and blow” OHHHH my bad I’ve been trying to whistle with my mouth wide open no wonder it wasn’t working, thank you so much
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Yo just got narcanned, what’s the move tn?
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Guy who gets into Grimes for the first time in the year 2026
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