One thing I like to do to water is pin it down and abuse it for being strange, just so I too can experience what Ed Kowalczyk's love is like
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One of the things I missed the most about Duchene being out of the lineup was getting irrationally angry seeing him play the point on the PP
Remember when Penguin fans were mad at Mario Lemieux for not trading himself to the Rangers or Canadiens and called him selfish? Good times.
One of the most overrated recurrent memes: "<name of underachiever> was a beast in juniors on a line with <name of star player>!" STOP THAT.
Reading any HF thread where the words "Erik" and "Johnson" are strung together makes my eyes bleed. Has anybody watched this kid this year?
If I see anybody wearing a tape "C" in a rec league game, I'm going to shoot a puck right into their beanbag.
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Watching the Ducks/Oilers game is fun and stress-free because both teams are dognuts and I dont have to cut my wrists if it goes to OT!
If you fuckers could've done this in 1996, we could've had a Pens/Avs Final and I wouldn't be here right now because I'd have been stabbed.
If Repik had been around in 2001, Craig Patrick would have demanded he be included in the Jagr trade.
If the Panthers don't play "Miami" by Will Smith during warmup before every game they should be demoted to the ECHL.
Wonder how much a Ruutu/Gleason package would cost the Avs. Prospects/picks get it done? David Jones in the mix? Barrie?
Rierden doesn't necessarily need to give up on the combover entirely, but he DOES need to start considering a nice back-to-front.